Love Dress

PerthStorm · 29-06-2008, 19:55

THE LOVEDRESS

A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house.

She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.

Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

'What are you doing?' she asked.

'I'm waiting for your son to come home from work.' The daughter-in-law answered.

' But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed.

'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law explained.

'Love dress? But you're naked!'

'Yes...your son loves me to wear this dress,' she explained.

'Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours.'

The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.

' What are you doing?' he asked.

'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.

'Needs ironing,' he said, 'What's for dinner?'

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Junkie · 29-06-2008, 21:55

haha what a pisser

Cowgirl Ally · 30-06-2008, 06:32

lol thats a pisser!!!

metal mickey · 30-06-2008, 07:19

lol thats a good one

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PEDLER · 30-06-2008, 10:03

haha nice one

29-06-2008, 19:55	#1 (permalink)
PerthStorm Status: Platinum Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Serpy WA Posts: 226 Rep Power: 4	Love Dress THE LOVEDRESS A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. 'What are you doing?' she asked. 'I'm waiting for your son to come home from work.' The daughter-in-law answered. ' But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed. 'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law explained. 'Love dress? But you're naked!' 'Yes...your son loves me to wear this dress,' she explained. 'Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours.' The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively. ' What are you doing?' he asked. 'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually. 'Needs ironing,' he said, 'What's for dinner?'

29-06-2008, 21:55	#2 (permalink)
Junkie Status: Feral Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Warrandyte South, VIC Posts: 115 Rep Power: 1	Re: Love Dress haha what a pisser __________________ Don't Judge What You Don't Understand HILUX -1 COMMODORE - 0

30-06-2008, 06:32	#3 (permalink)
Cowgirl Ally Status: LOST IN THE OUTBACK!!! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Mt Isa QLD the middle of bloody no where!! Posts: 274 Rep Power: 1	Re: Love Dress lol thats a pisser!!! __________________ YA GET THAT ON BIG JOBS! IT WASEN'T ME!!!! NA IT WAS ME!!!! I Dont Get Drunk, Just Socially Excited!!!!!!!!! ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES!!!

30-06-2008, 07:19	#4 (permalink)
metal mickey Status: RUM PIG Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: rum capital of australia Posts: 2,113 Rep Power: 6	Re: Love Dress lol thats a good one __________________ STILL LOST

30-06-2008, 10:03	#5 (permalink)
PEDLER Status: CAUTION CRAZY BOGAN Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Broadford Posts: 660 Rep Power: 3	Re: Love Dress haha nice one __________________ DIESEL BROTHERHOOD IS READY TO ROLL B DOUBLE E DOUBLE R U IN ? *PROUD TO BE AUSTRALIAN* *www.autotechtools.com.au*

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