RECTUM DEODORANT (BLONDE)

mca17485 · 29-06-2008, 07:18

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum
deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, tells her that they don't sell
rectum deodorant and never have. Unfazed the blonde assures the pharmacist
that she has been buying it from this store on a regular basis for some time and would like some more.

"I'm sorry" says the pharmacist, "we don't have any!".
"But I always buy it here" says the blonde.
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.
"YES" says the blonde, "I'll go home and get it!"

She returns with a container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her
"This is just a normal stick of deodorant!"
Annoyed the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container

"To apply Push Up Bottom!!!"

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29-06-2008, 07:18	#1 (permalink)
mca17485 Status: Newbie Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Dimboola Posts: 2 Rep Power: 0	RECTUM DEODORANT (BLONDE) A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, tells her that they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have. Unfazed the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying it from this store on a regular basis for some time and would like some more. "I'm sorry" says the pharmacist, "we don't have any!". "But I always buy it here" says the blonde. "Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist. "YES" says the blonde, "I'll go home and get it!" She returns with a container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her "This is just a normal stick of deodorant!" Annoyed the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container "To apply Push Up Bottom!!!"

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