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metal mickey · 28-06-2008, 21:32

MEDICARE COVERAGE IN A NUTSHELL . . .

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello."

"Mrs. Sanders, please."

"Speaking."

"Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Barnet at Saint Agnes Laboratory.
When yourdoctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from
another Mr. Sanders arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is
your husband's.

Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other
one tested positive for AIDS.

We can't tell which is your husband's."

"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders.

"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive
testsone time."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off
somewherein the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."

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28-06-2008, 21:32	#1 (permalink)
metal mickey Status: RUM PIG Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: rum capital of australia Posts: 2,150 Rep Power: 6	Medicare‏ MEDICARE COVERAGE IN A NUTSHELL . . . The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello." "Mrs. Sanders, please." "Speaking." "Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Barnet at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When yourdoctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible." "What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously. "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband's." "That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders. "Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive testsone time." "Well, what am I supposed to do now?" "The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewherein the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him." __________________ WERE ALL CRAZY !!!! READY TO GIVE UP ON WHAT I WANT

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