Barracks door‏

metal mickey · 28-06-2008, 17:53

A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady
Cashier walked up to him and said, 'Your barracks door is open.'
Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a
Bit puzzled.
When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, 'Your flyis open.' He zipped up and finished his shopping.
At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his 'barracks door' He was planning to
have a little fun with her; so when he reached the counter he
said, 'When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a soldier
standing in there at attention?'
The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment andsaid, 'No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on
a couple of old bean bags.”

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Junkie · 29-06-2008, 21:57

hahaha i like it

28-06-2008, 17:53	#1 (permalink)
metal mickey Status: RUM PIG Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: rum capital of australia Posts: 2,083 Rep Power: 6	Barracks door‏ A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady Cashier walked up to him and said, 'Your barracks door is open.' Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a Bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, 'Your flyis open.' He zipped up and finished his shopping. At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his 'barracks door' He was planning to have a little fun with her; so when he reached the counter he said, 'When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a soldier standing in there at attention?' The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment andsaid, 'No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old bean bags.” __________________ STILL LOST

29-06-2008, 21:57	#2 (permalink)
Junkie Status: Feral Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Warrandyte South, VIC Posts: 92 Rep Power: 1	Re: Barracks door‏ hahaha i like it __________________ Don't Judge What You Don't Understand

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