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23-06-2008, 08:06
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Rep Power: 1   |  health plan A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was being given a hand job by a nurse's aide. "Oh my God!" said the woman. "That's disgraceful! " The doctor leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if they aren't emptied at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture." "Oh, well that's reasonable, then." said the woman. As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him. Shocked, the woman said, "Oh my GOD! That's truly disgraceful! How can THAT be justified?" Again the doctor replied calmly, "Same illness, better health plan."  
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