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Installing a home security system
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22-06-2008, 12:08
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Rep Power: 6    | Installing a home security system HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM : 1 Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 Workboots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine and your NRA magazines. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more Ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pitbulls they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up realbad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
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22-06-2008, 17:41
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Rep Power: 2 | Re: Installing a home security system thats a cracker mate very funny
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23-06-2008, 05:38
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Rep Power: 1 | Re: Installing a home security system top marks!!!!! 
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23-06-2008, 16:47
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Rep Power: 3 | Re: Installing a home security system haha good on ya ron
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