The blind sniffer

urban cowboy · 22-06-2008, 09:50

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.
The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.
"I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and I can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer and I'll order from that."
A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes a deep breath.
"Ah, yes" says the blind man, "That's what I'll have, meat loaf and mashed potatoes."
Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the kitchen.
Mary the cook happens to be the owner's wife and he tells her what just happened.
The blind man eats his meal and leaves.
The owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him. He tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him.
He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs into the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man."
Mary complies and hands her husband the fork back.
As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.
"Good afternoon, sir" he says, "This time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you."
The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says, "I didn't know Mary worked here???"

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metal mickey · 22-06-2008, 12:17

lol thats a good one

Cowgirl Ally · 23-06-2008, 05:43

oohhhh lol good one!!!

Bundylicious17 · 23-06-2008, 08:15

hahaha thats a gud one nice job lol

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22-06-2008, 09:50	#1 (permalink)
urban cowboy Status: Feral Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: gold coast Posts: 86 Rep Power: 1	The blind sniffer A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and I can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer and I'll order from that." A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes a deep breath. "Ah, yes" says the blind man, "That's what I'll have, meat loaf and mashed potatoes." Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the kitchen. Mary the cook happens to be the owner's wife and he tells her what just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves. The owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him. He tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him. He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs into the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man." Mary complies and hands her husband the fork back. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting. "Good afternoon, sir" he says, "This time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you." The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says, "I didn't know Mary worked here???" __________________ KEEP BETWEEN THE DITCHES!

22-06-2008, 12:17	#2 (permalink)
metal mickey Status: RUM PIG Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: rum capital of australia Posts: 2,151 Rep Power: 6	Re: The blind sniffer lol thats a good one __________________ WERE ALL CRAZY !!!! READY TO GIVE UP ON WHAT I WANT

23-06-2008, 05:43	#3 (permalink)
Cowgirl Ally Status: LOST IN THE OUTBACK!!! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Mt Isa QLD the middle of bloody no where!! Posts: 274 Rep Power: 1	Re: The blind sniffer oohhhh lol good one!!! __________________ YA GET THAT ON BIG JOBS! IT WASEN'T ME!!!! NA IT WAS ME!!!! I Dont Get Drunk, Just Socially Excited!!!!!!!!! ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES!!!

23-06-2008, 08:15	#4 (permalink)
Bundylicious17 Status: Feral Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: windsor Posts: 67 Rep Power: 1	Re: The blind sniffer hahaha thats a gud one nice job lol __________________ got the swags in the bak and the bbq packed '' ease up turbo ''

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