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Old 14-06-2008, 20:37   #1 (permalink)
 
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Its great to be a kiwi



Hello, is this the police?'

Yes it is. How can we help you?'

'I'm calling to report my neighbour, Rangi. He's hiding
cocaine inside his firewood!'


'Thank you very much for the call.'

Early next morning, police officers descend on Rangi's
house in great numbers.


They search the house and then go out to the
shed where the firewood is kept.


Using axes, they bust open every piece
of firewoodbut they find no cocaine.They swear at Rangi and leave.


The phone rings at Rangi's house.

'Hey, Rangi, Did the cops come?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop up your firewood?'

'Yeah.'

'Happy Birthday bro!
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Old 15-06-2008, 20:33   #2 (permalink)
 
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Kia Ora you fullahs ( and gidday dingos)


Three Australians and three Maori's are travelling by train to a
Rugby match at the World Cup in England. At the station, the three
Aussies each buy a ticket and watch as the three Maori's buy just one
ticket between them.

"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks
one of the Aussies. "Watch and learn bro," answers one of the Maori's

They all board the train. The Aussies take their respective seats
but all three Maori's cram into a toilet and close the door behind them.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around
collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket
please."
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket
in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The Aussies see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after
the game, they decide to copy the Maori's on the return trip and save
some money (being clever with money, and all that).
When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the
return trip. To their astonishment, the Maori's don't buy a ticket at
all!!
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed
Aussie.
"Watch and learn bro ," answers a Maori ...
When they board the train the three Aussies cram into a toilet and
soon after the three Maori's cram into another nearby. The train
departs.
Shortly afterwards, one of the Maori's leaves the toilet and walks
over to the toilet where the Aussies are hiding. He knocks on the door
and says, "Ticket please."
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