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Old 13-06-2008, 15:20   2 links from elsewhere to this Post. Click to view. #1 (permalink)
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Funny 12 brands of condoms.. which one r u?

the brand of comdom you use is a great insight into the type of person you are. which type would you use?

1. campbells soup condom.. mm mm good.
2. coca cola condom... the real thing.
3. diet pepsi condom... you got the right one baby.
4. double mint... double your pleasure double the fun.
5. energiser... it keeps going and going and going...
6. ford condoms.. the best never rest.
7. hewlett condoms... expanding possibilitys.
8. KFC condoms... finger licking good.
9. m&m condom... it melts in your mouth, not your hands.
10. mars bar condom... the quicker picker upper.
11. toyota condom... oh what a feeling.
12... the yellow pages condom.. aint ya glan ya used it n dony ya wish everyone did?
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Old 13-06-2008, 15:30   #2 (permalink)
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Re: 12 brands of condoms.. which one r u?

bumper stickers.

honk if you love peace and quiet.
so many padestrians so little time.
he who hesittes is not only lost but miles from the net exit!
for christs sake hang up and drive!
cover me, im changing lanes.
been there.. shit happened.
when everythings comming your way your in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
i get enough excersise just pushing my luck!
honk if anything falls off.
ground beef, a cow with no legs.
everyone is entitled to my opinion.
what if there were no hypathetical questions?
i took an iq test and the results were negative!
where theres a will, i wanna be in it.
dislexic's have more ufn...
my karma ran over your dog.
life's too short to dance with ugly men./ women
my wife ran off with my best mate.. gee i miss him.
i need someone really bad, are you really bad?
i may be fat, but your ugly, i can loose weight.
im as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
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Old 13-06-2008, 15:38   #3 (permalink)
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Re: 12 brands of condoms.. which one r u?

if a man says something in the woods and he is lone.. no one around.. is he still wrong??

man..heve we met before?
woman... yes im the receptionist at the VD clinic.

your place or mine? both you go to yours and i'll go to mine.

is this seat empty? yes and this one will be too if you sit down.

hey beby whats your sign?
do not enter!

how do you like your eggs in the morning?
... unfertalised thanks.

why do men snore? because their balls hang over their bum, and they vapour lock.
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Old 13-06-2008, 15:39   #4 (permalink)
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Re: 12 brands of condoms.. which one r u?

lol good mate i think id be the energizer condom so true too lol
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Old 17-06-2008, 19:52   #5 (permalink)
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Re: 12 brands of condoms.. which one r u?

why put a saddle on a horse when u can ride it bareback???
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Re: 12 brands of condoms.. which one r u?

Mad S#$@ chic i like em top marks
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Old 26-06-2008, 12:53   #7 (permalink)
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Talking Re: 12 brands of condoms.. which one r u?

yea im gonna have to say im the toyota condom :P
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Old 26-06-2008, 19:04   #8 (permalink)
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Re: 12 brands of condoms.. which one r u?

i'd definatly have to say the KFC condom!!!
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Old 26-06-2008, 20:12   #9 (permalink)
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need one on there for not getting enough lol
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