good old funny texts. - Page 2

Choppa · 13-06-2008, 13:57

BP have reported that petrol stations will start playing porn movies at there pumps so you can seesome one else getting F#$%^d at the same time as you

Earth quake in China-30,000 asians killed
Canada sending troops
England sending food
Australia .... sending 30,000 replacement Asians

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Choppa · 13-06-2008, 14:04

Shut the door take off your pants get on top of me and do what you need to satisfy your needs
Love Always the TOILET

Just a reminder that tommorrow is " HUG a retard " day. So don't freak out like you did last year, nobody is trying to harm you

Tassie · 13-06-2008, 14:08

lol. good one choppa

Tassie · 13-06-2008, 14:13

lmao rofl

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Choppa · 13-06-2008, 14:16

got plenty more like that lol

Choppa · 13-06-2008, 14:17

Com on Big Bear you would have plenty lol

big bear · 13-06-2008, 14:24

NEWSFLASH!!!!!!
2008 olympics cancelled
China struggling to dig up a team

big bear · 13-06-2008, 14:25

i deleted most of mine, just trying to remeber some

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Tassie · 13-06-2008, 14:30

lol, makes ya wonder who makes up some of these. i have the asia one but i was too scared to post it.

i got some dirty ones, should i put them up if i try to cean them up a bit???

Choppa · 13-06-2008, 14:31

You are on a horse ,gallloping at a constant speed , On your right is a sharp drop off , On your left is an elephant travelling at the same speed as you , Directly in front of you is a hopping kangarroo and your horse is unable to over take it, behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you .
What must you do to safely get out of this HIGHLY DANGEROUS situation????
Get your drug F#$%^d ass off the merry go round

13-06-2008, 13:57	#21 (permalink)
Choppa Status: Exclusive Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: gosnells WA city Posts: 552 Rep Power: 3	Re: good old funny texts. BP have reported that petrol stations will start playing porn movies at there pumps so you can seesome one else getting F#$%^d at the same time as you Earth quake in China-30,000 asians killed Canada sending troops England sending food Australia .... sending 30,000 replacement Asians __________________ WE MAYBE OLD BUT WE STILL KNOW HOW TO PLAY HARD. ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE RALLY TO DALLY Last edited by Choppa; 13-06-2008 at 14:14.

13-06-2008, 14:04	#22 (permalink)
Choppa Status: Exclusive Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: gosnells WA city Posts: 552 Rep Power: 3	Re: good old funny texts. Shut the door take off your pants get on top of me and do what you need to satisfy your needs Love Always the TOILET Just a reminder that tommorrow is " HUG a retard " day. So don't freak out like you did last year, nobody is trying to harm you __________________ WE MAYBE OLD BUT WE STILL KNOW HOW TO PLAY HARD. ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE RALLY TO DALLY

13-06-2008, 14:08	#23 (permalink)
Tassie Status: Feral Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: devonport Posts: 119 Rep Power: 1	Re: good old funny texts. lol. good one choppa __________________ Ban Pedestrians... not the bloody bull bar Country girls wear boot's n drive ute's! Rockin the rig! this in not the usa!! we do things our own way! Any attempt to pass WILL result in a race!!!! "Couse im country" :)

13-06-2008, 14:13	#24 (permalink)
Tassie Status: Feral Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: devonport Posts: 119 Rep Power: 1	Re: good old funny texts. lmao rofl __________________ Ban Pedestrians... not the bloody bull bar Country girls wear boot's n drive ute's! Rockin the rig! this in not the usa!! we do things our own way! Any attempt to pass WILL result in a race!!!! "Couse im country" :)

13-06-2008, 14:16	#25 (permalink)
Choppa Status: Exclusive Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: gosnells WA city Posts: 552 Rep Power: 3	Re: good old funny texts. got plenty more like that lol __________________ WE MAYBE OLD BUT WE STILL KNOW HOW TO PLAY HARD. ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE RALLY TO DALLY

13-06-2008, 14:17	#26 (permalink)
Choppa Status: Exclusive Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: gosnells WA city Posts: 552 Rep Power: 3	Re: good old funny texts. Com on Big Bear you would have plenty lol __________________ WE MAYBE OLD BUT WE STILL KNOW HOW TO PLAY HARD. ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE RALLY TO DALLY

13-06-2008, 14:24	#27 (permalink)
big bear Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Port Hedland Posts: 462 Rep Power: 2	Re: good old funny texts. NEWSFLASH!!!!!! 2008 olympics cancelled China struggling to dig up a team

13-06-2008, 14:25	#28 (permalink)
big bear Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Port Hedland Posts: 462 Rep Power: 2	Re: good old funny texts. i deleted most of mine, just trying to remeber some

13-06-2008, 14:30	#29 (permalink)
Tassie Status: Feral Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: devonport Posts: 119 Rep Power: 1	Re: good old funny texts. lol, makes ya wonder who makes up some of these. i have the asia one but i was too scared to post it. i got some dirty ones, should i put them up if i try to cean them up a bit??? __________________ Ban Pedestrians... not the bloody bull bar Country girls wear boot's n drive ute's! Rockin the rig! this in not the usa!! we do things our own way! Any attempt to pass WILL result in a race!!!! "Couse im country" :)

13-06-2008, 14:31	#30 (permalink)
Choppa Status: Exclusive Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: gosnells WA city Posts: 552 Rep Power: 3	Re: good old funny texts. You are on a horse ,gallloping at a constant speed , On your right is a sharp drop off , On your left is an elephant travelling at the same speed as you , Directly in front of you is a hopping kangarroo and your horse is unable to over take it, behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you . What must you do to safely get out of this HIGHLY DANGEROUS situation???? Get your drug F#$%^d ass off the merry go round __________________ WE MAYBE OLD BUT WE STILL KNOW HOW TO PLAY HARD. ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE RALLY TO DALLY