Friday Funny

metal mickey · 07-06-2008, 16:48

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no Legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'
The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'
The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been $crewed?'
The fellow said, 'No.'
She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.'

BeautUtes

Octiris · 07-06-2008, 23:00

oohh! dios! que cruel!
graciosamente....Cruel!

07-06-2008, 16:48	#1 (permalink)
metal mickey Status: RUM PIG Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: rum capital of australia Posts: 2,304 Rep Power: 6	Friday Funny A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no Legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on. The second woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The third woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been $crewed?' The fellow said, 'No.' She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.' __________________ RUM SO MUCH MORE THAN A BREAKFAST FOOD

07-06-2008, 23:00	#2 (permalink)
Octiris Status: Hardcore Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Valencia, Venezuela Posts: 2,328 Rep Power: 6	Re: Friday Funny oohh! dios! que cruel! graciosamente....Cruel!

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