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Marriage and the Y-chromosome
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05-06-2008, 15:52
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 Status: RUM PIG Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: rum capital of australia Posts: 2,115
Rep Power: 6    | Marriage and the Y-chromosome The Transformative Effects of Marriage on the Y-chromosome Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet again..... The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long.' The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night.' The married one then said: 'Well, last night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV remote and a beer, plopped on the couch and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'
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05-06-2008, 18:21
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 Status: CAUTION CRAZY BOGAN Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Broadford Posts: 660
Rep Power: 3 | Re: Marriage and the Y-chromosome hahahahahahahahaha thats a pissa i love it hahahaha
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