Aussies

metal mickey · 30-05-2008, 15:26

Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and an Aussie are all working together one day.

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

'I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie.

The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada .'

POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our our precious land.'

POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The Aussie says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.'

The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.'

The Aussie sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, 'Fill it with water.'

BeautUtes

lukey99 · 30-05-2008, 19:43

hehehe good ol aussies

30-05-2008, 15:26	#1 (permalink)
metal mickey Status: CRAZY AND MAD LOL Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: rum capital of australia Posts: 2,357 Rep Power: 6	Aussies Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and an Aussie are all working together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie. The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada .' POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming. Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our our precious land.' POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. The Aussie says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.' The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.' The Aussie sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, 'Fill it with water.' __________________ RUM SO MUCH MORE THAN A BREAKFAST FOOD

30-05-2008, 19:43	#2 (permalink)
lukey99 Status: Newbie Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Diamond Creek Posts: 37 Rep Power: 0	Re: Aussies hehehe good ol aussies

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