Travellers

metal mickey · 26-05-2008, 19:53

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to
the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?''

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?'

and he smiles.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question
first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet
a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a
horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks
about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?'

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Pintara · 26-05-2008, 19:55

ahaha good 1

PEDLER · 27-05-2008, 18:21

hahaha thats a gooden

urban cowboy · 27-05-2008, 19:54

hahaha gats good!

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Cowgirl Ally · 27-05-2008, 20:28

Bloody beauty lol lol!!!!!!!!!

26-05-2008, 19:53	#1 (permalink)
metal mickey Status: CRAZY AND MAD LOL Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: rum capital of australia Posts: 2,357 Rep Power: 6	Travellers A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'' 'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles. 'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?' The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.' To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?' __________________ RUM SO MUCH MORE THAN A BREAKFAST FOOD

26-05-2008, 19:55	#2 (permalink)
Pintara Status: Feral Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: silvan Posts: 136 Rep Power: 1	Re: Travellers ahaha good 1

27-05-2008, 18:21	#3 (permalink)
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27-05-2008, 19:54	#4 (permalink)
urban cowboy Status: Feral Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: gold coast Posts: 103 Rep Power: 1	Re: Travellers hahaha gats good! __________________ KEEP BETWEEN THE DITCHES!

27-05-2008, 20:28	#5 (permalink)
Cowgirl Ally Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Back home in good old Mildura!!! Posts: 297 Rep Power: 1	Re: Travellers Bloody beauty lol lol!!!!!!!!! __________________ YA GET THAT ON BIG JOBS! IT WASEN'T ME!!!! NA IT WAS ME!!!! I Dont Get Drunk, Just Socially Excited!!!!!!!!! ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES!!!

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