Outrageously Australian joke!‏

metal mickey · 23-05-2008, 07:14

This is an outrageously Australian joke!

A Northern Territory farm hand
Radios back to the farm manager.

'Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the ute.
The pig's OK, but he's stuck in the bullbars at the front of my ute
and is wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out.'
The manager says,'Ok, there's a ...303Rifle behind the seat.
Take it, shoot the pig in the head and you'll be able to remove him.'

Five minutes later the farm hand calls back, 'I did what you said
Boss. Took the 303, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the
Bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on'.

'Now what's the problem?' raged the Manager.

'Well boss, it's his motor-bike. The flashing blue light is stuck
under the right-front wheel arch.'

'... You there Boss?'

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Cowgirl Ally · 23-05-2008, 07:37

Ron!!!!! lol lol lol lol

XH-Falcon · 23-05-2008, 08:14

thats too funny

Billy_308 · 23-05-2008, 08:22

Same joke is also posted here http://www.beaututes.com/funny-jokes...australia.html

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Matt_91 · 23-05-2008, 17:18

AHAHAHAHAHA THATS A GOOD 1 RON HAHA I NEEDED A BIT OF A LUAGH TODAY HAHAHA

CHEERS LOL

Kiki · 23-05-2008, 21:57

23-05-2008, 07:14	#1 (permalink)
metal mickey Status: CRAZY AND MAD LOL Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: rum capital of australia Posts: 2,357 Rep Power: 6	Outrageously Australian joke!‏ This is an outrageously Australian joke! A Northern Territory farm hand Radios back to the farm manager. 'Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the ute. The pig's OK, but he's stuck in the bullbars at the front of my ute and is wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out.' The manager says,'Ok, there's a ...303Rifle behind the seat. Take it, shoot the pig in the head and you'll be able to remove him.' Five minutes later the farm hand calls back, 'I did what you said Boss. Took the 303, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the Bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on'. 'Now what's the problem?' raged the Manager. 'Well boss, it's his motor-bike. The flashing blue light is stuck under the right-front wheel arch.' '... You there Boss?' __________________ RUM SO MUCH MORE THAN A BREAKFAST FOOD

23-05-2008, 07:37	#2 (permalink)
Cowgirl Ally Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Back home in good old Mildura!!! Posts: 297 Rep Power: 1	Re: Outrageously Australian joke!‏ Ron!!!!! lol lol lol lol __________________ YA GET THAT ON BIG JOBS! IT WASEN'T ME!!!! NA IT WAS ME!!!! I Dont Get Drunk, Just Socially Excited!!!!!!!!! ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES!!!

23-05-2008, 08:14	#3 (permalink)
XH-Falcon Status: Newbie Join Date: May 2008 Location: Port macquarie Posts: 12 Rep Power: 0	Re: Outrageously Australian joke!‏ thats too funny

23-05-2008, 08:22	#4 (permalink)
Billy_308 Status: Exclusive Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Meredith Posts: 499 Rep Power: 4	Re: Outrageously Australian joke!‏ Same joke is also posted here http://www.beaututes.com/funny-jokes...australia.html __________________

23-05-2008, 17:18	#5 (permalink)
Matt_91 Status: Beaut utes.com Postaholic Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Gatton QLD Posts: 1,584 Rep Power: 3	Re: Outrageously Australian joke!‏ AHAHAHAHAHA THATS A GOOD 1 RON HAHA I NEEDED A BIT OF A LUAGH TODAY HAHAHA CHEERS LOL __________________ SUCH IS LIFE- THE LAST WORDS OF NED KELLY BEFORE BEING HANGED

23-05-2008, 21:57	#6 (permalink)
Kiki Status: Beaut Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: TASSIE Posts: 541 Rep Power: 3	Re: Outrageously Australian joke!‏ nice __________________ !!HE THINKS MY TRACTOR'S SEXY!! SORTA DUNNO NOTHIN' I WALK THAT LINE

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