AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

metal mickey · 20-05-2008, 17:31

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.

2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

3. AVOID ARGUMENTS ABOUT THE TOILET SEAT - USE THE SINK.

4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.

9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

***DAILY THOUGHT: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

BeautUtes

PEDLER · 20-05-2008, 19:52

haha there awsome ron me favourite is the duct tape and WD 40 one, plus if ya cant fix it with duct tape ya havnt used enough ! haha

metal mickey · 20-05-2008, 19:58

lol how true mate lol

Burgs · 20-05-2008, 20:21

hey Ron where where all the jokes at Woorooln mate ol

BeautUtes

Burgs · 20-05-2008, 20:22

yer a legend ron

Matt_91 · 20-05-2008, 22:33

HAHAHA GOOD 1 RON LOL AND SO TRUE HEY HAHAHA

metal mickey · 20-05-2008, 22:42

lol i get these sent to me on email and i post them on here

20-05-2008, 17:31	#1 (permalink)
metal mickey Status: CRAZY AND MAD LOL Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: rum capital of australia Posts: 2,357 Rep Power: 6	AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF. 2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 3. AVOID ARGUMENTS ABOUT THE TOILET SEAT - USE THE SINK. 4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER. 5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON. 6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH. 7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE. 8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM. 9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM. *DAILY THOUGHT: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. __________________ RUM SO MUCH MORE THAN A BREAKFAST FOOD**

20-05-2008, 19:52	#2 (permalink)
PEDLER Status: CAUTION CRAZY BOGAN Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Broadford Posts: 702 Rep Power: 3	Re: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES haha there awsome ron me favourite is the duct tape and WD 40 one, plus if ya cant fix it with duct tape ya havnt used enough ! haha __________________ DIESEL BROTHERHOOD IS READY TO ROLL B DOUBLE E DOUBLE R U IN ? *PROUD TO BE AUSTRALIAN* *www.autotechtools.com.au*

20-05-2008, 19:58	#3 (permalink)
metal mickey Status: CRAZY AND MAD LOL Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: rum capital of australia Posts: 2,357 Rep Power: 6	Re: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES lol how true mate lol __________________ RUM SO MUCH MORE THAN A BREAKFAST FOOD

20-05-2008, 20:21	#4 (permalink)
Burgs Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Narangba Posts: 575 Rep Power: 2	Re: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES hey Ron where where all the jokes at Woorooln mate ol __________________ You can ride a horse to water but you cant drive a UTE to petrol when shes empty

20-05-2008, 20:22	#5 (permalink)
Burgs Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Narangba Posts: 575 Rep Power: 2	Re: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES yer a legend ron __________________ You can ride a horse to water but you cant drive a UTE to petrol when shes empty

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Matt_91 Status: Beaut utes.com Postaholic Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Gatton QLD Posts: 1,584 Rep Power: 3	Re: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES HAHAHA GOOD 1 RON LOL AND SO TRUE HEY HAHAHA __________________ SUCH IS LIFE- THE LAST WORDS OF NED KELLY BEFORE BEING HANGED

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metal mickey Status: CRAZY AND MAD LOL Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: rum capital of australia Posts: 2,357 Rep Power: 6	Re: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES lol i get these sent to me on email and i post them on here __________________ RUM SO MUCH MORE THAN A BREAKFAST FOOD

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