Thomas the Tank Engine‏

metal mickey · 19-05-2008, 11:29

THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE:

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her

five-year-old son playing with his new electric train set

in the living room.

She heard the train stop and her son saying, 'All of

You B*****ds who want off, get the f**k off now, cause we're in a

hurry! And all of you B*****ds who are getting on, get the f**k on,

Cause We're going down the tracks'.

The horrified mother went in and told her son,

'We don't Use that kind of language in this house. Now I want

you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS.

When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want

You to Use nice language.'

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed

Playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother

heard her son say, 'All passengers who are disembarking the

train, please remember to Take all of your belongings with you.

We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip

was a pleasant one.'

She hears the little boy continue,

'For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of

your Hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking

on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with

us Today.'

As the mother began to smile, the child added..........

'For those of you who are pi*sed off about the TWO HOUR

delay,

Please see the fat bit*h in the kitchen !!

BeautUtes

Cowgirl Ally · 19-05-2008, 12:21

Now that's classic lol

BundyDrunk · 19-05-2008, 13:32

Hahaha no matter how many times I hear that joke, it always makes me laugh!!

PEDLER · 19-05-2008, 19:57

heard this many a time but its always an ace joke haha

BeautUtes

Kiki · 19-05-2008, 20:01

haha little bugger

urban cowboy · 19-05-2008, 21:52

now dat is bloody good!!!!!

19-05-2008, 11:29	#1 (permalink)
metal mickey Status: CRAZY AND MAD LOL Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: rum capital of australia Posts: 2,357 Rep Power: 6	Thomas the Tank Engine‏ THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE: A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, 'All of You B*ds who want off, get the fk off now, cause we're in a hurry! And all of you B***ds who are getting on, get the fk on, Cause We're going down the tracks'. The horrified mother went in and told her son, 'We don't Use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want You to Use nice language.' Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed Playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, 'All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to Take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one.' She hears the little boy continue, 'For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your Hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us Today.' As the mother began to smile, the child added.......... 'For those of you who are pised off about the TWO HOUR* delay, *Please see the fat bith in the kitchen !! __________________ RUM SO MUCH MORE THAN A BREAKFAST FOOD**

19-05-2008, 12:21	#2 (permalink)
Cowgirl Ally Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Back home in good old Mildura!!! Posts: 297 Rep Power: 1	Re: Thomas the Tank Engine‏ Now that's classic lol __________________ YA GET THAT ON BIG JOBS! IT WASEN'T ME!!!! NA IT WAS ME!!!! I Dont Get Drunk, Just Socially Excited!!!!!!!!! ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES!!!

19-05-2008, 13:32	#3 (permalink)
BundyDrunk Status: Feral Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Newcastle Posts: 165 Rep Power: 2	Re: Thomas the Tank Engine‏ Hahaha no matter how many times I hear that joke, it always makes me laugh!! __________________ "Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island?" - Dylan Moran

19-05-2008, 19:57	#4 (permalink)
PEDLER Status: CAUTION CRAZY BOGAN Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Broadford Posts: 702 Rep Power: 3	Re: Thomas the Tank Engine‏ heard this many a time but its always an ace joke haha __________________ DIESEL BROTHERHOOD IS READY TO ROLL B DOUBLE E DOUBLE R U IN ? *PROUD TO BE AUSTRALIAN* *www.autotechtools.com.au*

19-05-2008, 20:01	#5 (permalink)
Kiki Status: Beaut Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: TASSIE Posts: 541 Rep Power: 3	Re: Thomas the Tank Engine‏ haha little bugger __________________ !!HE THINKS MY TRACTOR'S SEXY!! SORTA DUNNO NOTHIN' I WALK THAT LINE

19-05-2008, 21:52	#6 (permalink)
urban cowboy Status: Feral Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: gold coast Posts: 103 Rep Power: 1	Re: Thomas the Tank Engine‏ now dat is bloody good!!!!! __________________ KEEP BETWEEN THE DITCHES!

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