POTENTIALLY AND REALISTICALLY

metal mickey · 18-05-2008, 20:54

A young boy went up to his father about a homework question and
asked him, 'Dad, what is the Difference between potentially and
realistically?'

The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother
if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask
your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars,
and then, ask your brother if he would sleep with Brad Pitt for a
million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'
So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?' The mother replied, 'Of course I
would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send
you kids to a great University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' She replied, 'Oh my God! I LOVE
Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'
The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' 'Of course,' the brother replied.
'Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?'
The boy pondered the answers for a while and then went back to his
dad. His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between
potentially and realistically?'
The boy replied, 'Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three
million dollars, but Realistically, we're living with two hookers
and a homo.

BeautUtes

Amy · 18-05-2008, 21:28

nice one

urban cowboy · 18-05-2008, 21:38

haha dats tops

18-05-2008, 20:54	#1 (permalink)
metal mickey Status: CRAZY AND MAD LOL Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: rum capital of australia Posts: 2,357 Rep Power: 6	POTENTIALLY AND REALISTICALLY A young boy went up to his father about a homework question and asked him, 'Dad, what is the Difference between potentially and realistically?' The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.' So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!' The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' She replied, 'Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?' The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' 'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?' The boy pondered the answers for a while and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?' The boy replied, 'Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but Realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo. __________________ RUM SO MUCH MORE THAN A BREAKFAST FOOD

18-05-2008, 21:28	#2 (permalink)
Amy Status: Hardcore Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Moetown Posts: 1,609 Rep Power: 4	Re: POTENTIALLY AND REALISTICALLY nice one __________________ "Roll me in Rum and throw me to the Cowboys"

18-05-2008, 21:38	#3 (permalink)
urban cowboy Status: Feral Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: gold coast Posts: 103 Rep Power: 1	Re: POTENTIALLY AND REALISTICALLY haha dats tops __________________ KEEP BETWEEN THE DITCHES!

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