WHAT IS A 710‏

metal mickey · 12-05-2008, 21:57

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'
She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'

If you're not sure what a 710 is Click Here

Cowgirl Ally · 13-05-2008, 09:21

Bloody pearler lol

Choppa · 13-05-2008, 17:25

Now thats a pearler

Manna · 13-05-2008, 18:15

ROFLOL im so glad i have never admitted doing something like that

metal mickey · 13-05-2008, 18:37

lol so you say manna lol

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Kiki · 13-05-2008, 18:47

hahaha ripper

Cary · 13-05-2008, 19:29

good one.now i got one..a wonderful old lady came into the workshop the other day.complaining that her old Morris sedan was using to much fuel after further inspection found what the problem was .car that age has a manual choke and which was fully extended outward when on informing the old lady in witch she replied 'oh' i thought that was to hang your hand bag on..true story,,,,,,cheers cary

urban cowboy · 13-05-2008, 20:30

hahahahaha dats a blonde for ya, no offence to any blondes lol

Cowgirl Ally · 14-05-2008, 07:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by urban cowboy

hahahahaha dats a blonde for ya, no offence to any blondes lol

none taken mate lol !!!

Ash89 · 14-05-2008, 09:59

wanna know something really blonde....
I didnt get it at first

I was like yeah it says 710 hahaha
Seems artificial intelligience didnt work for me!

12-05-2008, 21:57	#1 (permalink)
metal mickey Status: TOTAL MADNESS Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: rum capital of australia Posts: 1,922 Rep Power: 5	WHAT IS A 710‏ A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?' She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..' She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?' She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.' If you're not sure what a 710 is Click Here __________________ WITHOUT TRUCKS AUSTRALIA STOPS

13-05-2008, 09:21	#2 (permalink)
Cowgirl Ally Status: LOST IN THE OUTBACK!!! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Mt Isa QLD the middle of bloody no where!! Posts: 271 Rep Power: 1	Re: WHAT IS A 710‏ Bloody pearler lol __________________ YA GET THAT ON BIG JOBS! IT WASEN'T ME!!!! NA IT WAS ME!!!! I Dont Get Drunk, Just Socially Excited!!!!!!!!! ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES!!!

13-05-2008, 17:25	#3 (permalink)
Choppa Status: Exclusive Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: gosnells WA city Posts: 540 Rep Power: 3	Re: WHAT IS A 710‏ Now thats a pearler __________________ WE MAYBE OLD BUT WE STILL KNOW HOW TO PLAY HARD. ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE RALLY TO DALLY

13-05-2008, 18:15	#4 (permalink)
Manna Status: Feral Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: WALLAN Posts: 226 Rep Power: 1	Re: WHAT IS A 710‏ ROFLOL im so glad i have never admitted doing something like that __________________ ~MANNA~ D.A.M.N DADDYS ANGEL MUMMYS NIGHTMARE

13-05-2008, 18:37	#5 (permalink)
metal mickey Status: TOTAL MADNESS Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: rum capital of australia Posts: 1,922 Rep Power: 5	Re: WHAT IS A 710‏ lol so you say manna lol __________________ WITHOUT TRUCKS AUSTRALIA STOPS

13-05-2008, 18:47	#6 (permalink)
Kiki Status: Beaut Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: TASSIE Posts: 471 Rep Power: 3	Re: WHAT IS A 710‏ hahaha ripper __________________ WRANGLER BUTS DRIVE ME NUTS!!

13-05-2008, 19:29	#7 (permalink)
Cary Status: Feral Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: korumburra Posts: 167 Rep Power: 2	Re: WHAT IS A 710‏ good one.now i got one..a wonderful old lady came into the workshop the other day.complaining that her old Morris sedan was using to much fuel after further inspection found what the problem was .car that age has a manual choke and which was fully extended outward when on informing the old lady in witch she replied 'oh' i thought that was to hang your hand bag on..true story,,,,,,cheers cary __________________ LOVE BEING AN AUSSIE. A PROUD OLD FART UTE MEMBER

13-05-2008, 20:30	#8 (permalink)
urban cowboy Status: Feral Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: gold coast Posts: 67 Rep Power: 1	Re: WHAT IS A 710‏ hahahahaha dats a blonde for ya, no offence to any blondes lol __________________ KEEP BETWEEN THE DITCHES!

14-05-2008, 09:59	#10 (permalink)
Ash89 Status: Feral Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Grenfell,i gues you'd classify it "country" Posts: 248 Rep Power: 2	Re: WHAT IS A 710‏ wanna know something really blonde.... I didnt get it at first I was like yeah it says 710 hahaha Seems artificial intelligience didnt work for me! __________________

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