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Worlds most dangerous Snake

'The Erecterius trouserius' or the trouser snake' is the worlds most dangerous snake. Colour varies from pink to black, but is fangless. Average length is 3 to 9 inches depending on the subspecies. It usually appears in bedrooms but found in unusual places and times, it attacks women in the lower part of the abdominal area. Its highly venomous spit can cause prolonged swelling lasting up to 9 months. IT HAS BEEN KNOWN TO ATTACK MEN FROM BEHIND!!! BE VERY AWARE!!!!
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Old 04-05-2008, 13:18   #2 (permalink)
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lol nice
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Old 04-05-2008, 13:50   #3 (permalink)
 
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lol they can also be pierced lol
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Old 04-05-2008, 14:05   #4 (permalink)
 
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Haha with great pain to im guessing lol
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Old 04-05-2008, 14:09   #5 (permalink)
 
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lol depends on how bad you want it lol
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Ha ye dats a point!! lol a few rums and u shood 4get bout the pain lol
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lol yes and a few painkillers too lol
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Hahaha ye dat 2 lol
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love it nice one mate
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