Bent convict

urban cowboy · 04-05-2008, 12:11

A convict breaks into a house and ties up the husband and the wife. He jumps on the wife, kisses her ear, then runs to the bathroom. The husband whispers to his wife "satify him or he'll kill us. i saw the way he kissed you, just be strong, i love you" then the wife replies "he didn't kiss me he whisperd in my ear and told me that he's gay,horny and looking for the vaseline. I told him its in the bathroom. Lets see whos ****ing strong now!!!!!

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metal mickey · 04-05-2008, 12:26

lol love that one

Amy · 04-05-2008, 15:44

lol nice

04-05-2008, 12:11	#1 (permalink)
urban cowboy Status: Feral Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: gold coast Posts: 103 Rep Power: 1	Bent convict A convict breaks into a house and ties up the husband and the wife. He jumps on the wife, kisses her ear, then runs to the bathroom. The husband whispers to his wife "satify him or he'll kill us. i saw the way he kissed you, just be strong, i love you" then the wife replies "he didn't kiss me he whisperd in my ear and told me that he's gay,horny and looking for the vaseline. I told him its in the bathroom. Lets see whos ****ing strong now!!!!!

04-05-2008, 12:26	#2 (permalink)
metal mickey Status: CRAZY AND MAD LOL Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: rum capital of australia Posts: 2,357 Rep Power: 6	Re: Bent convict lol love that one __________________ RUM SO MUCH MORE THAN A BREAKFAST FOOD

04-05-2008, 15:44	#3 (permalink)
Amy Status: Hardcore Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Moetown Posts: 1,609 Rep Power: 4	Re: Bent convict lol nice __________________ "Roll me in Rum and throw me to the Cowboys"

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