metal mickey

]A primary teacher starts a new job at a school in Canterbury Bankstown and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Bulldogs fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Bulldogs fans. Everyone in the class raises their hands, except for one little girl]
[The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand ?' ]
,'Because I'm not a Bulldogs fan,' she replied]
,The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you're not a Bulldogs fan, then who are you a fan of ?' 'I'm a Tigers fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied.
]The teacher could not believe her ears.
]'Mary, why are you a Tigers fan ?'
'Bookman Old Style','serif']'My Mum and Dad were born and raised in Balmain, so my Mum is a Tigers fan and my Dad is a Tigers fan, and so I'm a Tigers fan too !!'
'Bookman Old Style','serif']'Well,' said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that's no reason for you to be a Tigers fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your Mum was a prostitute, your Dad was a drug addict, and your brother was a car thief ? What would you be then ?]
[]'Then,' Mary said, 'I'd be a Bulldogs fan

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