The Irish Prostitute

metal mickey · 28-04-2008, 08:29

An Irish Daughter had not been home for over 5 years.

Upon her return, her father cussed her, 'Where have ye
been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye
call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum through?'

The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff .... dad .... Ibecame a prostitute '

'Ye what??!! Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family.'

'OK, dad .... as ye wish. I just came back to give mumthis luxurious fur coat, title deed
to a ten-bedroom mansion, plus a savingscertificate for $5 million. For me little brother,
this gold Rolex. A nd for ye,daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition co nvertible
that's parkedoutside, plus a membership in the country club...' ... (takes a breath) ... 'and
an invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board me new yacht in theRiviera, and ...'

'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says dad.

Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff .... a prostitute,dad! .... sniff, sniff.'

'Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said aProtestant.
Come here and give yer old dad a hug!'

BeautUtes

big bear · 28-04-2008, 11:45

hahahahah

Burgs · 28-04-2008, 18:07

good one metal mickey

PEDLER · 28-04-2008, 18:57

hahahahah

BeautUtes

28-04-2008, 08:29	#1 (permalink)
metal mickey Status: CRAZY AND MAD LOL Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: rum capital of australia Posts: 2,348 Rep Power: 6	The Irish Prostitute An Irish Daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her, 'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum through?' The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff .... dad .... Ibecame a prostitute ' 'Ye what??!! Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family.' 'OK, dad .... as ye wish. I just came back to give mumthis luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten-bedroom mansion, plus a savingscertificate for $5 million. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. A nd for ye,daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition co nvertible that's parkedoutside, plus a membership in the country club...' ... (takes a breath) ... 'and an invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board me new yacht in theRiviera, and ...' 'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says dad. Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff .... a prostitute,dad! .... sniff, sniff.' 'Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said aProtestant. Come here and give yer old dad a hug!' __________________ RUM SO MUCH MORE THAN A BREAKFAST FOOD

28-04-2008, 11:45	#2 (permalink)
big bear Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Port Hedland Posts: 495 Rep Power: 3	Re: The Irish Prostitute hahahahah

28-04-2008, 18:07	#3 (permalink)
Burgs Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Narangba Posts: 575 Rep Power: 2	Re: The Irish Prostitute good one metal mickey __________________ You can ride a horse to water but you cant drive a UTE to petrol when shes empty

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