Unusual Funeral

metal mickey · 23-04-2008, 16:35

A man was leaving a cafe when he noticed an unusual funeral. A funeral coffin was followed by a second one. Behind the second coffin was a
solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line.

The man couldn't stand his curiosity.

He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it?"

The man replied, "That first coffin is for my wife."

"What happened to her?"

"My dog attacked and killed her."
"Well, who is in the second coffin?"

"My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also."

A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.

Then the first one asks in excitement, "Can I borrow the dog?"

The man replied, "Join the queue."

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big bear · 23-04-2008, 16:41

hahahahahaahah a

urban cowboy · 23-04-2008, 20:50

hahaha dats gold!!!!!!

Cowgirl Ally · 24-04-2008, 08:53

Baaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa lol

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lukey99 · 04-05-2008, 19:16

Octiris · 05-05-2008, 08:32

jaaaaaaa! lol!

Burgs · 05-05-2008, 11:23

good one metal

23-04-2008, 16:35	#1 (permalink)
metal mickey Status: CRAZY AND MAD LOL Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: rum capital of australia Posts: 2,357 Rep Power: 6	Unusual Funeral A man was leaving a cafe when he noticed an unusual funeral. A funeral coffin was followed by a second one. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it?" The man replied, "That first coffin is for my wife." "What happened to her?" "My dog attacked and killed her." "Well, who is in the second coffin?" "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also." A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Then the first one asks in excitement, "Can I borrow the dog?" The man replied, "Join the queue." __________________ RUM SO MUCH MORE THAN A BREAKFAST FOOD

23-04-2008, 16:41	#2 (permalink)
big bear Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Port Hedland Posts: 502 Rep Power: 3	Re: Unusual Funeral hahahahahaahah a

23-04-2008, 20:50	#3 (permalink)
urban cowboy Status: Feral Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: gold coast Posts: 103 Rep Power: 1	Re: Unusual Funeral hahaha dats gold!!!!!!

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Cowgirl Ally Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Back home in good old Mildura!!! Posts: 297 Rep Power: 1	Re: Unusual Funeral Baaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa lol __________________ YA GET THAT ON BIG JOBS! IT WASEN'T ME!!!! NA IT WAS ME!!!! I Dont Get Drunk, Just Socially Excited!!!!!!!!! ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES!!!

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lukey99 Status: Newbie Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Diamond Creek Posts: 37 Rep Power: 0	Re: Unusual Funeral nice

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Octiris Status: Hardcore Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Valencia, Venezuela Posts: 2,334 Rep Power: 6	Re: Unusual Funeral jaaaaaaa! lol!

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Burgs Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Narangba Posts: 575 Rep Power: 2	Re: Unusual Funeral good one metal __________________ You can ride a horse to water but you cant drive a UTE to petrol when shes empty

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