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Old 20-04-2008, 21:36   #1 (permalink)
 
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Xmas prezie

Hey i bought you a xmas present. its a blow up doll, but when i blew it up it went down on me so im keepin it!
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Old 20-04-2008, 21:41   #2 (permalink)
 
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bahahahahaha
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want a nudder 1???
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dr dave had slept with 1 of his patientsand felt realy guilty. No matter how much he tried the sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal reassuring voice say "don't worry about it, you arn't the 1st doctor to sleep with 1 of your patients and you won't be the last and your single". But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality whispering "dave ypur a ****ing vet"



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"lol" thats a beauty
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