Sex on Medicare‏

metal mickey · 20-04-2008, 13:32

An elderly couple, both well into their 80s, goes to a sex therapist's

office.

The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'

The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an

elderly

couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says,

'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.'

He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50, and

says

good-bye.

The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist

to

watch again.

The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row.

The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays

the

doctor, then leaves.

Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm

sorry,

but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'

The old man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.

She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go

to

my house.

The Holiday Inn charges $98.

The Hilton charges $139.

We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare.'

BeautUtes

Slogs_01 · 20-04-2008, 17:21

Haha thats a classic!

Lachy

urban cowboy · 20-04-2008, 18:11

hahahahahaha dats good!!!!

Cowgirl Ally · 21-04-2008, 08:54

Nice one again Mickey

BeautUtes

20-04-2008, 13:32	#1 (permalink)
metal mickey Status: CRAZY AND MAD LOL Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: rum capital of australia Posts: 2,357 Rep Power: 6	Sex on Medicare‏ An elderly couple, both well into their 80s, goes to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?' The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?' The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.' He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50, and says good-bye. The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leaves. Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?' The old man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare.' __________________ RUM SO MUCH MORE THAN A BREAKFAST FOOD

20-04-2008, 17:21	#2 (permalink)
Slogs_01 Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 496 Rep Power: 3	Re: Sex on Medicare‏ Haha thats a classic! Lachy __________________ Have an Aussie Experience Today! Volvo's Were Made to Keep Dickheads Outta Utes!

20-04-2008, 18:11	#3 (permalink)
urban cowboy Status: Feral Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: gold coast Posts: 103 Rep Power: 1	Re: Sex on Medicare‏ hahahahahaha dats good!!!!

21-04-2008, 08:54	#4 (permalink)
Cowgirl Ally Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Back home in good old Mildura!!! Posts: 297 Rep Power: 1	Re: Sex on Medicare‏ Nice one again Mickey __________________ YA GET THAT ON BIG JOBS! IT WASEN'T ME!!!! NA IT WAS ME!!!! I Dont Get Drunk, Just Socially Excited!!!!!!!!! ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES!!!

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