Broke Back Mountain Lady

metal mickey · 22-02-2008, 23:56

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the
newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.

She thought long and hard about it, and when
no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long
hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.

For weeks the two of them worked hard and
the ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said 'You have done a really good job, and the ranch

looks great. You should go into town and kick
up your heels.'

The hired hand readily agreed and went into
town on Saturday night.

He returned around 2:30 am , and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her.

'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,' she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.

'Now take off my boots.' He did as she asked,
ever so slowly.

'Now take off my socks.' He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

'Now take off my skirt.'

He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the firelight.

'Now take off my bra.' Again, with trembling
hands did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said: 'If you ever
wear my clothes into town again, you're fired!'

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Matt_91 · 23-02-2008, 08:20

ahahaha i've heard it before but its still a pissa

Manna · 23-02-2008, 09:14

RIPPER
have to send that one to my pompa he'll get a kick out of it

gingingirl · 24-02-2008, 09:53

Baaaahahahahahahahaha so didnt expect that, what a crack up!

BeautUtes

Cowgirl Ally · 25-02-2008, 05:14

LOL, Mad, good one!

YA GET THAT ON BIG JOBS!

wild horses · 25-02-2008, 19:51

it's a pissa

22-02-2008, 23:56	#1 (permalink)
metal mickey Status: CRAZY AND MAD LOL Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: rum capital of australia Posts: 2,357 Rep Power: 6	Broke Back Mountain Lady A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said 'You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.' The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night. He returned around 2:30 am , and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her. 'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,' she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. 'Now take off my boots.' He did as she asked, ever so slowly. 'Now take off my socks.' He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. 'Now take off my skirt.' He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the firelight. 'Now take off my bra.' Again, with trembling hands did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at him and said: 'If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired!' __________________ RUM SO MUCH MORE THAN A BREAKFAST FOOD

23-02-2008, 08:20	#2 (permalink)
Matt_91 Status: Beaut utes.com Postaholic Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Gatton QLD Posts: 1,584 Rep Power: 3	Re: Broke Back Mountain Lady ahahaha i've heard it before but its still a pissa __________________ SUCH IS LIFE- THE LAST WORDS OF NED KELLY BEFORE BEING HANGED

23-02-2008, 09:14	#3 (permalink)
Manna Status: Feral Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: WALLAN Posts: 219 Rep Power: 2	Re: Broke Back Mountain Lady RIPPER have to send that one to my pompa he'll get a kick out of it __________________ ~MANNA~ D.A.M.N DADDYS ANGEL MUMMYS NIGHTMARE

24-02-2008, 09:53	#4 (permalink)
gingingirl Status: Slightly unhinged... Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Gingin Posts: 585 Rep Power: 2	Re: Broke Back Mountain Lady Baaaahahahahahahahaha so didnt expect that, what a crack up! __________________ *Stanley* Dont play stupid with me... I'm better at it!

25-02-2008, 05:14	#5 (permalink)
Cowgirl Ally Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Back home in good old Mildura!!! Posts: 297 Rep Power: 1	Re: Broke Back Mountain Lady LOL, Mad, good one! YA GET THAT ON BIG JOBS!

25-02-2008, 19:51	#6 (permalink)
wild horses Status: Feral Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: just outside warragul Posts: 178 Rep Power: 2	Re: Broke Back Mountain Lady it's a pissa __________________ It's 5 O'Clock somewhere on the 8th day, god made holdens... to keep the dickheads out of fords Sweetcheeks Inc. i did what!?

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