Funniest Aussie joke for a long time!‏

metal mickey · 15-02-2008, 15:14

Chinese man decides to move to Australia after 50 years of
living in Shanghai. He buys a small piece of land near to Mt Isa.
A few days after moving in the friendly Aussie neighbour decides to go across
and welcome the new guy to the region, so he goes next door but on his
way up the drive-way he sees the Chinese man running around his front
yard chasing about 10 hens not wanting to interrupt these "Chinese
customs", he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day.

The next day, he decides to try again, but just as he is about
to knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees the
Chinese man urinate into a glass and then drink it. Not wanting to
interrupt another "Chinese custom", he decides to put the welcome on
hold for yet another day.
A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next door, he sees the Chinese man leading a bull down the drive-way, pause, and then put his head next to the bull's
bum.

The Aussie bloke can't handle this, so he goes up to the Chinese
man and says "Jeez Mate, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs?
I come over to welcome you to the neighbourhood, and see you running
around the yard after hens. The next day you are pissing in a glass,
and drinking it, and then today you have your head so close to that
bull's bum, it could just about shit on you."

The Chinese man is very taken back and says "Sorry sir, you no
understand, these no Chinese customs I doing, these Australian
Customs."

"What do you mean mate" says the Aussie, "Those aren't
Australian customs."

"Yes they are, man at travel agent tell me" replied the Chinese
man," He say to become true Australian, I learn chase chicks, drink
piss, and listen to bull-shit"

BeautUtes

Cowgirl Ally · 15-02-2008, 17:16

"Mad s@$#" lol

YA GET THAT ON BIG JOBS!

Kat · 15-02-2008, 17:57

wat a cracker lol

Amy · 15-02-2008, 20:08

damn funny lol

BeautUtes

15-02-2008, 15:14	#1 (permalink)
metal mickey Status: CRAZY AND MAD LOL Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: rum capital of australia Posts: 2,357 Rep Power: 6	Funniest Aussie joke for a long time!‏ Chinese man decides to move to Australia after 50 years of living in Shanghai. He buys a small piece of land near to Mt Isa. A few days after moving in the friendly Aussie neighbour decides to go across and welcome the new guy to the region, so he goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees the Chinese man running around his front yard chasing about 10 hens not wanting to interrupt these "Chinese customs", he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day. The next day, he decides to try again, but just as he is about to knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees the Chinese man urinate into a glass and then drink it. Not wanting to interrupt another "Chinese custom", he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet another day. A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next door, he sees the Chinese man leading a bull down the drive-way, pause, and then put his head next to the bull's bum. The Aussie bloke can't handle this, so he goes up to the Chinese man and says "Jeez Mate, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs? I come over to welcome you to the neighbourhood, and see you running around the yard after hens. The next day you are pissing in a glass, and drinking it, and then today you have your head so close to that bull's bum, it could just about shit on you." The Chinese man is very taken back and says "Sorry sir, you no understand, these no Chinese customs I doing, these Australian Customs." "What do you mean mate" says the Aussie, "Those aren't Australian customs." "Yes they are, man at travel agent tell me" replied the Chinese man," He say to become true Australian, I learn chase chicks, drink piss, and listen to bull-shit" __________________ RUM SO MUCH MORE THAN A BREAKFAST FOOD

15-02-2008, 17:16	#2 (permalink)
Cowgirl Ally Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Back home in good old Mildura!!! Posts: 297 Rep Power: 1	Re: Funniest Aussie joke for a long time!‏ "Mad s@$#" lol YA GET THAT ON BIG JOBS!

15-02-2008, 17:57	#3 (permalink)
Kat Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: TWMBA Posts: 712 Rep Power: 3	Re: Funniest Aussie joke for a long time!‏ wat a cracker lol __________________ "MUM AND DADS WORSE NIGHTMARE"

15-02-2008, 20:08	#4 (permalink)
Amy Status: Hardcore Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Moetown Posts: 1,609 Rep Power: 4	Re: Funniest Aussie joke for a long time!‏ damn funny lol __________________ "Roll me in Rum and throw me to the Cowboys"

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