funny deni stories

kaz · 07-10-2005, 00:32

c'mon, i got heaps and i'm sure that there are alot of people out there that have theirs too. tell them all so that everyone can remember and have a laugh and the ones that couldn't get there can think..........$hit! should have been there, gotta get there next year.

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jess · 07-10-2005, 16:56

Well there were heaps! But one that instantly comes to mind was one of my mates got stopped by the cops outside our campsite and they were getting his details etc and then some random guy wanders up, crouches down behind this police bike and starts trying to take off his rego!!
We were trying not to piss ourselves laughing so they wouldnt notice.
I think he got it half off before the police turned around and saw him looking suss haha.
Then as they drove off he piffed a little footy at one of their heads!
All fun and games, but the poor buggers i rekon would have been putting up with stuff like that all weekend!

Yobbo Robbo · 07-10-2005, 17:48

Last year this drunken bloke comes up to me and my mates and goes "boys, help me, i lost me ute....Ill give yer a slab if ye find it.." "Yeah, what sort is it mate?" we replied, "oh, its green, big bullbar, ummm, i dunno.." We look at him funny, then look about 50 meters over his shoulder at a green ute parked just up the track.. "is that it up there?" we pointed, "SHIT, you saved me! hang on ill grab ya slab.." and he stumbled back to his ute, whips out a slab of beer and hands it over. So off we wander with a slab of beer.

Fly · 07-10-2005, 19:13

I sent a guy on a wild goose chase for his ute. Him and a mate were pretty trashed and they asked me if I had seen their Boss' Holden SS ute, but they could not remember what colour it was. I was like there are hundreds of SS utes all over the place but they wouldn't go away, so since they had already told me they were builders, I said 'yeah I spoke to a guy who was a buildler and he took his two workmates up here, nice ute, it was parked in the second row from the top fence.' The two guys smiled in that drunken-puppy-dog way, said thank you about a million times and headed off suposedly to find the ute of their Boss.

I wonder if they actually found it that night?

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Nudge · 08-10-2005, 10:39

ben dark being pissed

JOHNNO · 08-10-2005, 12:54

DID ANYONE SEE THE GUY ON SAT NIGHT ON TOP OF A PLATFORM OR VAN WITH SPOTLIGHTS ON HIM DANCING NAKED?PI$$ FUNNY TO WATCH AS HE HAD IT TUCKED UP ALL IN DIFFERENT WAYS THAT MADE MY EYES WATER.HAD A FAIR CROWD EGGIN HIM ON TOO

jess · 08-10-2005, 17:31

Hahahah yeah i saw that. Bloody hilarious! There was a guy running around naked whipcrackig as well lol

kaz · 09-10-2005, 00:11

oh yes, many naked people running around getting sunburnt in all the wrong places. did you all see bill in his GIRLS holden singlet and g-string. all i'm gonna say is franks and beans. and my how attractive he looked in the mini skirt after his legs had been shaved. real super model material, specially the poses against grampa's ute. good on ya bill, you're a top bloke.

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jess · 09-10-2005, 14:10

Oh dear god.... hahaha. Good old alcohol...

Fly · 09-10-2005, 18:43

Was Bill a fairly tall fellow in a red G-sting?

07-10-2005, 00:32	#1 (permalink)
kaz Status: November 2006 Best Street Ute Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: hillbilly Posts: 3,974 Rep Power: 30	funny deni stories c'mon, i got heaps and i'm sure that there are alot of people out there that have theirs too. tell them all so that everyone can remember and have a laugh and the ones that couldn't get there can think..........$hit! should have been there, gotta get there next year.

07-10-2005, 16:56	#2 (permalink)
jess Status: Beaut Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Benalla, Vic Posts: 784 Rep Power: 56	Re: funny deni stories Well there were heaps! But one that instantly comes to mind was one of my mates got stopped by the cops outside our campsite and they were getting his details etc and then some random guy wanders up, crouches down behind this police bike and starts trying to take off his rego!! We were trying not to piss ourselves laughing so they wouldnt notice. I think he got it half off before the police turned around and saw him looking suss haha. Then as they drove off he piffed a little footy at one of their heads! All fun and games, but the poor buggers i rekon would have been putting up with stuff like that all weekend! __________________ cheers... Jess You can take the girl outta the country, but you can't take the country outta the girl!

07-10-2005, 17:48	#3 (permalink)
Yobbo Robbo Status: Young Dumb N Full of Rum Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Wagga(Uni) or Benalla(Farm) Posts: 164 Rep Power: 8	Re: funny deni stories Last year this drunken bloke comes up to me and my mates and goes "boys, help me, i lost me ute....Ill give yer a slab if ye find it.." "Yeah, what sort is it mate?" we replied, "oh, its green, big bullbar, ummm, i dunno.." We look at him funny, then look about 50 meters over his shoulder at a green ute parked just up the track.. "is that it up there?" we pointed, "SHIT, you saved me! hang on ill grab ya slab.." and he stumbled back to his ute, whips out a slab of beer and hands it over. So off we wander with a slab of beer.

07-10-2005, 19:13	#4 (permalink)
Fly Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Greensborough Posts: 339 Rep Power: 4	Re: funny deni stories I sent a guy on a wild goose chase for his ute. Him and a mate were pretty trashed and they asked me if I had seen their Boss' Holden SS ute, but they could not remember what colour it was. I was like there are hundreds of SS utes all over the place but they wouldn't go away, so since they had already told me they were builders, I said 'yeah I spoke to a guy who was a buildler and he took his two workmates up here, nice ute, it was parked in the second row from the top fence.' The two guys smiled in that drunken-puppy-dog way, said thank you about a million times and headed off suposedly to find the ute of their Boss. I wonder if they actually found it that night?

08-10-2005, 10:39	#5 (permalink)
Nudge Status: Feral Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: gippsland Posts: 116 Rep Power: 4	Re: funny deni stories ben dark being pissed

08-10-2005, 12:54	#6 (permalink)
JOHNNO Status: Feral Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: quakers hill NSW Posts: 235 Rep Power: 4	Re: funny deni stories DID ANYONE SEE THE GUY ON SAT NIGHT ON TOP OF A PLATFORM OR VAN WITH SPOTLIGHTS ON HIM DANCING NAKED?PI$$ FUNNY TO WATCH AS HE HAD IT TUCKED UP ALL IN DIFFERENT WAYS THAT MADE MY EYES WATER.HAD A FAIR CROWD EGGIN HIM ON TOO

08-10-2005, 17:31	#7 (permalink)
jess Status: Beaut Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Benalla, Vic Posts: 784 Rep Power: 56	Re: funny deni stories Hahahah yeah i saw that. Bloody hilarious! There was a guy running around naked whipcrackig as well lol __________________ cheers... Jess You can take the girl outta the country, but you can't take the country outta the girl!

09-10-2005, 00:11	#8 (permalink)
kaz Status: November 2006 Best Street Ute Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: hillbilly Posts: 3,974 Rep Power: 30	Re: funny deni stories oh yes, many naked people running around getting sunburnt in all the wrong places. did you all see bill in his GIRLS holden singlet and g-string. all i'm gonna say is franks and beans. and my how attractive he looked in the mini skirt after his legs had been shaved. real super model material, specially the poses against grampa's ute. good on ya bill, you're a top bloke.

09-10-2005, 14:10	#9 (permalink)
jess Status: Beaut Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Benalla, Vic Posts: 784 Rep Power: 56	Re: funny deni stories Oh dear god.... hahaha. Good old alcohol... __________________ cheers... Jess You can take the girl outta the country, but you can't take the country outta the girl!

09-10-2005, 18:43	#10 (permalink)
Fly Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Greensborough Posts: 339 Rep Power: 4	Re: funny deni stories Was Bill a fairly tall fellow in a red G-sting?