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27-02-2007, 23:02
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 Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Elaine victoria { just outa ballarat} Posts: 896
Rep Power: 3   | Re: Continuing story he was shocked that so many people had noticed
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28-02-2007, 08:35
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 Status: CRAZY AND MAD LOL Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: rum capital of australia Posts: 2,392
Rep Power: 6  | Re: Continuing story that when he talked he sounds like a laughing kookaburra
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28-02-2007, 09:14
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 Status: Exclusive Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Meredith Posts: 499
Rep Power: 4 | Re: Continuing story Ok this is where the story is at Once upon a time... in a land far far away... .there was a girl who hated her job... She had a mongrel of a boss... Who kept hitting on her when noone was looking... until she finally gave in and went on a date with him... after the date she accompianied him to his home... And discovered he had a really odd fetish for.. balloons. lots and lots of shiny rubbery balloons... she thought it was just a joke .... till she saw him kiss one .... .. then she started getting freaked out ... Coz it reminded her of something that had happened to her many many years ago....... as a teenager where a friend at school blew up a condom and rubbed it against her face... and thats where the fear of balloons came from... She ended up.... Telling her creepy slimeball boss to go to hell you....... or she would come after him and.............. put him in a very large condom and then tie the knot... and put him in.... .the muddy swamp... And then he would end up in a spaceship and send him to the galaxy glaxxon 4 where there were no balloons... on arival they looked at... him and started to feel sorry but... then they realised he probably deserved to be in the condom anyway so they used him as a football and when they scored a try with him the condom broke .so they let him out and knocked him unconcious then... and everytime he woke they would poke him with a stick, in the... head, and then they would kick him uncnscious again and again till he was sore in the groin and could no longer be a father shove his balloons where...... ..the sun don't shine boy. so the next day she went to work and quit her job she started a new job as a stripper in a sleazy strip club and one night her sleasy ex-boss came to the stripclub.. she got the mafia to whack him so then her ex bosses son concocted an evil plan to... have her whacked by the mafia however the mafia assasin they hired turned out to be.................. In love with her..... so they decided to get married in the back of a ute and then they went to a bns were she cheated on him and she fell pregnant after a night of rooting in the ute the next day she knew she had make a mistake but she had desided to never tell anyone what........ happened in the back of the ute that night untill 3 months later when a really ugly deformed baby popped out that looked like an alien so she took photos of it and put them on the internet the government saw the photos and..... realised it was kenny from the show southpark they were all so shocked to see the people on the interent were outraged, they said...... we are so outraged!! that a kid could look so ugly so one of em decided to take care of the kid, he believed the kid was to ugly for society. He went to the shed and got his shovel........................... and started spanking the baby till it looked good but then realised it would never happen so...... swapped it with anna nicole smiths baby and decided that they could take her out in public coz shes cute, but undernieth the child was evil... and was blonde and abnormally huge tits for a bloke kid... so they decided to get an african baby since its so popular know Mean while back in sweden......... her chinese grandmothers ex-boyfriends neighbour went to... mcdonalds AND ORDERED 2 BIG MACS, 2 LARGE FRIES, 2 LARGE COKES AND 3 LARGE ICE CREAMS or a blind date with... JOHN HOWARD because she wanted to ask him why he doesn't shave his eyebrows he was shocked that so many people had noticed that when he talked he sounds like a laughing kookaburra
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