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| Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Broadford Posts: 411
Rep Power: 3 ![]() | Re: Continuing story put him in a very large condom and then tie the knot...
__________________ -Just give me a MACK and a decent load and turn me loose on the Darwin Road.. -I'll be better off by far... 1995 XG Falcon Longreach Outback BNS Rig 1997 HZ(T)J75 Cruiser Bush Rig |
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| Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Broadford Posts: 411
Rep Power: 3 ![]() | Re: Continuing story The story so far: Once upon a time in a land far far away there was a girl who hated her job. She had a mongrel of a boss who kept hitting on her when no one was looking, until she finaly gave in and went on a date with him. After the date she accompanied him to his home And discovered he had a really odd fetish for.. balloons. lots and lots of shiny rubbery balloons… she thought it was just a joke .... till she saw him kiss one .... then she started getting freaked out Coz it reminded her of something that had happened to her many many years ago as a teenager where a friend at school blew up a condom and rubbed it against her face and thats where the fear of balloons came from She ended up Telling her creepy slimeball boss to go to hell you or she would come after him and put him in a very large condom and then tie the knot and put him in the muddy swamp And then he would end up in a spaceship and send him to the galaxy glaxxon 4 where there were no balloons on arival they looked at....
__________________ -Just give me a MACK and a decent load and turn me loose on the Darwin Road.. -I'll be better off by far... 1995 XG Falcon Longreach Outback BNS Rig 1997 HZ(T)J75 Cruiser Bush Rig |
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