a note from someone who dosnt like utes.

Bravo Rachie · 30-07-2006, 13:43

A couple of years ago while out at a pub with a few mates, i had my ute parked at the door to keep an eye on it incase stuff got flogged. it wasnt untill later when i went to get my jumper out of the ute that i saw this, I must have been distracted at some stage cos there it was..... big, bold and on bright yellow paper. Here is an exact copy of what somebody wrote to me.

congratulations!

Based on the following criteria, your ute, registration BUNDY BABE has been awarded a score of 11 out of 10 in the Steigenb'osh Bogan ute rating system:

1/. IT IS A UTE!

2/. At least 6 meters total of aerials whose functions remain mysterious protrude from your bonnet.

3/. At least 4 references to 'BUNDY' or 'BUNDABERG RUM', and its offiliated trademarks.

4/. A sticker incorporating 'CONARGO PUB'.

5/. Evidence of participation in bachelor / spinster functions.

6/. Mudflaps that do not sit behind rear wheels and hence serve no apparent purpose.

7/. Bullbar and spotlights, attached to aforementioned vehicle

8/. Statement of mindless patriotisim.

9/. References to country music culture and sticker 'CAUSE IM COUNTRY'.

10/. References to Australian working male culture 'look what the CAT dragged in', and 'wrangler'.

11/. Baised on assessors estimation attached to said vehicle is more literature that you have read in your life!

IF YOU HAVE ANY QUERIES, PHONE;

1800, IN-BRED.

yeah so there it is..... sombody obviously dosnt like my ute, quite well written i thaught and yeah sum's me up in 1.... i just wish i had of seen who did it, so i could have at lease hurled a bit of abuse in there air-condionioned suit-waring, stuck up direction

Rachel.

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Jen · 30-07-2006, 13:52

hay rach there nothing wrong with your ute darl its a beast we just have to get it rocking some more lol

Bravo Rachie · 30-07-2006, 13:55

haha.. no more rocking! it needs new springs now!

Jen · 30-07-2006, 14:04

we rocked its springs of lol

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Sharpy · 30-07-2006, 16:55

well ovioulsy someone out there needs a good UTERING

Where do some people get off???????

Does any of us here write notes and put them in flash mercs?? or BMWS?

I wish i was there, god if u had of cought that barstrard

dazza · 30-07-2006, 17:39

Thats a good one rach i think we should make up letters for all the stuck up ppl for there cars saying Get over it and go back to ur high price cars and wine.

Dazza_XL · 30-07-2006, 18:29

It's funny, at the end of the day, we are all car/ute enthusiasts. We love our ute, and they love their sedans/BMW/Rice Boxes.
They put on a spoiler... We bung on a Bullbar.
They put stickers on the guards to show what makes it go fast.... We put stickers to show where we have been, what we stand for etc etc.
It's quite similar really, but some people just don't like us, and our utes, cause we are different to what they like, their rice boxes/bmw's are obviously the only car to drive, and to do anything else, would be wrong, and not allowed.
I can appreciate a BnS/Rural Ute just as much as a Street Weapon.
They probably feel threatened! Bloody tools!
If we were all the same, it would be a bloody boring joint, wouldn't it?
Don't worry about em Rach! Nothing better to do obviously. Imagine if there were a group of utes there... They wouldn't do it then would they?

Cheers

TMAN · 30-07-2006, 18:53

simple really their just bloody jealous stuff em i recon its a machine

and as long as you love it than thats all that matters ehh

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longhorn · 30-07-2006, 19:05

rach, we're country, we're proud of it, tell em' to go get uted!

Billy · 30-07-2006, 22:34

I love your ute Rach .. probably a jealous girl.. who was bored.

30-07-2006, 13:43	#1 (permalink)
Bravo Rachie Status: Hardcore Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Heathcote Posts: 2,315 Rep Power: 6	a note from someone who dosnt like utes. A couple of years ago while out at a pub with a few mates, i had my ute parked at the door to keep an eye on it incase stuff got flogged. it wasnt untill later when i went to get my jumper out of the ute that i saw this, I must have been distracted at some stage cos there it was..... big, bold and on bright yellow paper. Here is an exact copy of what somebody wrote to me. congratulations! Based on the following criteria, your ute, registration BUNDY BABE has been awarded a score of 11 out of 10 in the Steigenb'osh Bogan ute rating system: 1/. IT IS A UTE! 2/. At least 6 meters total of aerials whose functions remain mysterious protrude from your bonnet. 3/. At least 4 references to 'BUNDY' or 'BUNDABERG RUM', and its offiliated trademarks. 4/. A sticker incorporating 'CONARGO PUB'. 5/. Evidence of participation in bachelor / spinster functions. 6/. Mudflaps that do not sit behind rear wheels and hence serve no apparent purpose. 7/. Bullbar and spotlights, attached to aforementioned vehicle 8/. Statement of mindless patriotisim. 9/. References to country music culture and sticker 'CAUSE IM COUNTRY'. 10/. References to Australian working male culture 'look what the CAT dragged in', and 'wrangler'. 11/. Baised on assessors estimation attached to said vehicle is more literature that you have read in your life! IF YOU HAVE ANY QUERIES, PHONE; 1800, IN-BRED. yeah so there it is..... sombody obviously dosnt like my ute, quite well written i thaught and yeah sum's me up in 1.... i just wish i had of seen who did it, so i could have at lease hurled a bit of abuse in there air-condionioned suit-waring, stuck up direction Rachel. __________________ PEEP SHOW: Dosn't mean getting to see your presents before Christmas! BACK IN THE GAME!

30-07-2006, 13:52	#2 (permalink)
Jen Status: Jen Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Wyuna east Posts: 750 Rep Power: 3	Re: a note from someone who dosnt like utes. hay rach there nothing wrong with your ute darl its a beast we just have to get it rocking some more lol

30-07-2006, 13:55	#3 (permalink)
Bravo Rachie Status: Hardcore Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Heathcote Posts: 2,315 Rep Power: 6	Re: a note from someone who dosnt like utes. haha.. no more rocking! it needs new springs now! __________________ PEEP SHOW: Dosn't mean getting to see your presents before Christmas! BACK IN THE GAME!

30-07-2006, 14:04	#4 (permalink)
Jen Status: Jen Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Wyuna east Posts: 750 Rep Power: 3	Re: a note from someone who dosnt like utes. we rocked its springs of lol

30-07-2006, 16:55	#5 (permalink)
Sharpy Status: Hardcore Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Alice Springs Posts: 1,354 Rep Power: 4	Re: a note from someone who dosnt like utes. well ovioulsy someone out there needs a good UTERING Where do some people get off??????? Does any of us here write notes and put them in flash mercs?? or BMWS? I wish i was there, god if u had of cought that barstrard __________________ SHARPY N DAVE UTECLUB MEMBERS WANTED Enquire within

30-07-2006, 17:39	#6 (permalink)
dazza Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Yarra Glen (Victoria) Posts: 563 Rep Power: 4	Re: a note from someone who dosnt like utes. Thats a good one rach i think we should make up letters for all the stuck up ppl for there cars saying Get over it and go back to ur high price cars and wine.

30-07-2006, 18:29	#7 (permalink)
Dazza_XL Status: Admin/Moderator Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Queensland. The Sunshine State. Posts: 2,575 Rep Power: 10	Re: a note from someone who dosnt like utes. *It's funny, at the end of the day, we are all car/ute enthusiasts. We love our ute, and they love their sedans/BMW/Rice Boxes.* *They put on a spoiler... We bung on a Bullbar.* *They put stickers on the guards to show what makes it go fast.... We put stickers to show where we have been, what we stand for etc etc.* It's quite similar really, but some people just don't like us, and our utes, cause we are different to what they like, their rice boxes/bmw's are obviously the only car to drive, and to do anything else, would be wrong, and not allowed. *I can appreciate a BnS/Rural Ute just as much as a Street Weapon.* *They probably feel threatened! Bloody tools!* *If we were all the same, it would be a bloody boring joint, wouldn't it?* *Don't worry about em Rach! Nothing better to do obviously. Imagine if there were a group of utes there... They wouldn't do it then would they?* *Cheers*

30-07-2006, 18:53	#8 (permalink)
TMAN Status: UTE ADDICT Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: NORTHERN TABLELANDS NSW Posts: 172 Rep Power: 3	Re: a note from someone who dosnt like utes. simple really their just bloody jealous stuff em i recon its a machine and as long as you love it than thats all that matters ehh __________________ THE BEAR MADE ME DO IT ----------------------

30-07-2006, 19:05	#9 (permalink)
longhorn Status: Feral Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Green Valley or Glennmore Park Posts: 131 Rep Power: 3	Re: a note from someone who dosnt like utes. rach, we're country, we're proud of it, tell em' to go get uted! __________________ ALL FOR RUM, RUM FOR ALL "We vow to uphold the fundamental belief in the greatness of country music. We believe in the spirit of mateship. We stand united and pledge to never back down and never give up. We are but the choen few. Legends. True members of The Outback Club."

30-07-2006, 22:34	#10 (permalink)
Billy Status: BeautUtes.com est. 2004 Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Dumbleyung! Posts: 8,170 Rep Power: 10	Re: a note from someone who dosnt like utes. I love your ute Rach .. probably a jealous girl.. who was bored. __________________ Rural Classifieds \| AFL Gear \| Motocross \| V8s \| Bush Swags\| Western Australia\| Utes \| Depression Forum