Worst Christmas Presents?

kaz · 21-12-2005, 23:12

what's the worst one you've ever recieved?

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Billy · 22-12-2005, 00:00

The worst ones ever, is always from my Aunty in Perth, bloody Scratchy Lotto Tickets, I despise them, I hate them, I dont even bother scratching them, actually I refuse to! They make me sick.

I tell her every year, please no scratchies ... but yet I always get them ... she is f%^% crazy! But I still love her.

When you here of people killing their rellies, if you spent a day with my Aunty ... then you'd understand why it sometimes happens.

My Aunty is that tight, you could put a piece a coal up her ass and in 2 months time there'd be a diamond there.

kaz · 22-12-2005, 00:02

lmao billy, well at least she would be good for something then. i am actually laughing out loud here.

tassie devil · 22-12-2005, 00:07

a ford t-shirt my nan got me mixed up ..................im a holden bloke

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kaz · 22-12-2005, 00:10

geez this thread is going to be good for a laugh! you poor thing.

tassie devil · 22-12-2005, 00:17

yeah well she wanted me to wear it and i refused to so she got upset , it happens

outback_style · 22-12-2005, 09:07

my dear old mother in law gave me a free juicer she recieved when buying some bloody thing of a home shopping show!!! Made a big deal about how good it was to.....

22-12-2005, 12:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billy

My Aunty is that tight, you could put a piece a coal up her ass and in 2 months time there'd be a diamond there.

That is golden Billy.... that has to be one of the funniest things I have heard! Priceless!!!

Okely-dokely, one of the worst prezzies.... My Grandma(God rest her soul),was known to be somewhat frugal, and she out did herself many a time with Christmas presents.
One year, we actually ALL got given a pair of teabag squeezers. Choice!!!

It's the thought that counts right?!

Fly · 22-12-2005, 17:07

A family friend used to give me bubble-bath for every birthday and Christmas, and I had even told her that my last two houses did not come equipped with a bath.

JOHNNO · 22-12-2005, 19:43

MY DEAR MUM BUYS ME A BLOODY MUSCLE SHIRT EVERY YEAR AND EVERY YEAR I USE IT TO POLISH MY UTE.I HAD TO TELL HER THIS YEAR THAT IT WOULD PROBABLY CHEAPER FOR HER TO BUY ME A JACKIE HOWE,SOMETHING THAT I LIVE IN ANYWAY AND SHE WAS SHOCKED TO FIND OUT THAT ALL THESE YEARS HER PRESENT WAS USED TO POLISH MY UTE.OH MY GOD I THINK I HAVE BROKEN HER HEART.............AGAIN HA HA
I DONT LIKE MUSCLE SHIRTS CAUSE I DONT HAVE ANY AND 2 , IM NOT GAY HA HA

21-12-2005, 23:12	#1 (permalink)
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Billy Status: BeautUtes.com est. 2004 Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Dumbleyung! Posts: 8,170 Rep Power: 10	Re: xmas pressies. The worst ones ever, is always from my Aunty in Perth, bloody Scratchy Lotto Tickets, I despise them, I hate them, I dont even bother scratching them, actually I refuse to! They make me sick. I tell her every year, please no scratchies ... but yet I always get them ... she is f%^% crazy! But I still love her. When you here of people killing their rellies, if you spent a day with my Aunty ... then you'd understand why it sometimes happens. My Aunty is that tight, you could put a piece a coal up her ass and in 2 months time there'd be a diamond there. __________________ Rural Classifieds \| AFL Gear \| Motocross \| V8s \| Bush Swags\| Western Australia\| Utes \| Depression Forum

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kaz Status: November 2006 Best Street Ute Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: hillbilly Posts: 3,974 Rep Power: 30	Re: xmas pressies. lmao billy, well at least she would be good for something then. i am actually laughing out loud here.

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tassie devil Status: February 2006 Peoples Choice Ute! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: campania Posts: 382 Rep Power: 4	Re: xmas pressies. a ford t-shirt my nan got me mixed up ..................im a holden bloke

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kaz Status: November 2006 Best Street Ute Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: hillbilly Posts: 3,974 Rep Power: 30	Re: xmas pressies. geez this thread is going to be good for a laugh! you poor thing.

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tassie devil Status: February 2006 Peoples Choice Ute! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: campania Posts: 382 Rep Power: 4	Re: Worst Christmas Presents? yeah well she wanted me to wear it and i refused to so she got upset , it happens

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JOHNNO Status: Feral Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: quakers hill NSW Posts: 235 Rep Power: 4	Re: Worst Christmas Presents? MY DEAR MUM BUYS ME A BLOODY MUSCLE SHIRT EVERY YEAR AND EVERY YEAR I USE IT TO POLISH MY UTE.I HAD TO TELL HER THIS YEAR THAT IT WOULD PROBABLY CHEAPER FOR HER TO BUY ME A JACKIE HOWE,SOMETHING THAT I LIVE IN ANYWAY AND SHE WAS SHOCKED TO FIND OUT THAT ALL THESE YEARS HER PRESENT WAS USED TO POLISH MY UTE.OH MY GOD I THINK I HAVE BROKEN HER HEART.............AGAIN HA HA I DONT LIKE MUSCLE SHIRTS CAUSE I DONT HAVE ANY AND 2 , IM NOT GAY HA HA