FUNNY FIRIES TALES

arky · 27-07-2005, 00:50

i know with my brigade we have a clanger award for the village idiot in the brigade with funny stuff that might have happen!!!!!!!!

heres one of many too kick it off!!!

one night out at a fire one of the guys in my crew desperately needed to go and do his business in the middle of nowhere in the bush.he told me he will be right back so he grabbed his dunny roll and took off somewhere the squat and do his business around 5am in the morning and all off a sudden i hear this bellowing scream coming from the bush. scotty was running back to the truck and i asked him what the problem was!! then he said "i went to take a crap and as i was about to a front end loader come up behind me with the two controllers from FESA in a 4wd behind them taking pics and all of a sudden i absolutely CRAPPED myself."

talk about being embarrased never showed his bare ass at a fire ever again!!!

by the way there are many from him he got the clanger award 3 years running!!

anyothers that people have on the call-outs???

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jess · 27-07-2005, 20:11

lovin it arky... cant wait to hear some more good ones!

arky · 28-07-2005, 00:55

need more input before i post up some more!!!

Chryseida · 29-07-2005, 18:03

I'm not a firey.. but I know quite a few and knowing them they all have funny stories to tell (like Arky's)

Come on now share them around.

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ic cold vs · 29-07-2005, 18:23

A few years ago there were major fires on the NSW south coast and fire brigades were task forced from everywhere including QLD fire and rescue. One arvo when things were a bit quiet we decided to go round and give everybody a bit a of a squirt, police, other NSW firies and the QLD firies. There were saturated cops and firies everywhere

, everyone thought it was funny, we were pi$$ing ourselves except the QLD guys.
We'd had enough fun and pulled up, one of the other NSW pumps come looking for us when the QLDers decided a little pay back was in order. They saw this other pumper thinking it was ours and opened up on it with a water cannon full of foam and absolutely filled this other truck with it. We were round the corner, none the wiser.
Later that night one of our commanding officers approached us and told us the trouble we'd caused. After the water cannon bit one of the NSW firies almost got into a punch up with one of the QLD fire commanders.
We thought this was even funnier than the original stunt

arky · 29-07-2005, 18:29

now thats a good one mate

arky · 29-07-2005, 18:42

heres one for ya

went to our annual brigade dinner that is on every year and we had our dinner and were full of piss in our blues. we all went to the casino took our epilets off and walked in. pissed as anything we were carrying on and all having fun but then a couple of us were getttin in the shit because of our behavior so we nearly had this punch up and the head of securtiy wanted to know our brigade so they can call the council and the brigade captain. so we decided to tell them antoher brigade which in the end had this phonecall the next day as well as the council and they got in some big shi*e. any who twenty minutes after our brigade got a phonecall from there captain to ours and man he denied it all not knowing what happend. he came out and told us about the phonecall and we were finding it so hard to not burst out and laugh but we did. to this day he still has not said a word we really catch up and have a good laugh about it

TroyDann · 31-07-2005, 09:34

God there are so many to chose from. Ok, here is 1 that was a real crackup. It was a Sunday, early morning about 2am. I was soring my head off. My pager went off and i jumped out of bed, got dressed and took of to the fire station. As usual, everyone was still half asleep as car after car shot into the car park. You have to be quick to get dressed at our station. We have 3 trucks and i got on the Pumper, as oic, (officer in charge) first truck out the door. I radioed the dispatcher that we were responding to the job, "Vicfire Pakenham Pumper turning out to house fire, Rundell way Pakenham. -- Roger Pokemon Pumper code 1, we have recieved multiple calls on this job" As you can see, they came back and said Pokemon Pumper and not Pakenham Pumper. I turned to the crew in the back to alocat tasks and they were all Laughing there heads off. I couldn't work out why. It wasn't till we got back to the station after the house fire i realised what they had said.
As we backed into the station, i noticed that 1 of the guys was scratchin his crotch and he said "man i am so itchy" as he was taking his gear off we noticed that he was wearing pink, lacey under wear. He was so embarresed as he had put his wifes under wear on instead of his.

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sara · 31-07-2005, 09:46

Now that would have been embarrassing. Sure it wasn't you Troy?

TroyDann · 31-07-2005, 09:50

He he he he, not a chance. Unless i'm 6 foot 5 and have black hair and married wth 2 kids, lol.

27-07-2005, 00:50	#1 (permalink)
arky Status: Hardcore Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Thornlie, my ute, or a fire station!!! take ya pic! Posts: 1,409 Rep Power: 5	FUNNY FIRIES TALES i know with my brigade we have a clanger award for the village idiot in the brigade with funny stuff that might have happen!!!!!!!! heres one of many too kick it off!!! one night out at a fire one of the guys in my crew desperately needed to go and do his business in the middle of nowhere in the bush.he told me he will be right back so he grabbed his dunny roll and took off somewhere the squat and do his business around 5am in the morning and all off a sudden i hear this bellowing scream coming from the bush. scotty was running back to the truck and i asked him what the problem was!! then he said "i went to take a crap and as i was about to a front end loader come up behind me with the two controllers from FESA in a 4wd behind them taking pics and all of a sudden i absolutely CRAPPED myself." talk about being embarrased never showed his bare ass at a fire ever again!!! by the way there are many from him he got the clanger award 3 years running!! anyothers that people have on the call-outs??? __________________ *Where there is Arky! There's FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* *Show No Fear! Show No Pain! You ST me I'll Shoot Ya!!!* If You Ain't SCARED! Then You ain't goin' FAST ENOUGH!!!!!!!! If you value your LIFE! As much as i value my UTE! DON'T FK WITH IT!!!!

27-07-2005, 20:11	#2 (permalink)
jess Status: Beaut Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Benalla, Vic Posts: 784 Rep Power: 56	Re: FUNNY FIRIES TALES lovin it arky... cant wait to hear some more good ones! __________________ cheers... Jess You can take the girl outta the country, but you can't take the country outta the girl!

28-07-2005, 00:55	#3 (permalink)
arky Status: Hardcore Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Thornlie, my ute, or a fire station!!! take ya pic! Posts: 1,409 Rep Power: 5	Re: FUNNY FIRIES TALES need more input before i post up some more!!! __________________ *Where there is Arky! There's FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* *Show No Fear! Show No Pain! You ST me I'll Shoot Ya!!!* If You Ain't SCARED! Then You ain't goin' FAST ENOUGH!!!!!!!! If you value your LIFE! As much as i value my UTE! DON'T FK WITH IT!!!!

29-07-2005, 18:03	#4 (permalink)
Chryseida Status: Gem Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,171 Rep Power: 11	Re: FUNNY FIRIES TALES I'm not a firey.. but I know quite a few and knowing them they all have funny stories to tell (like Arky's) Come on now share them around.

29-07-2005, 18:23	#5 (permalink)
ic cold vs Status: January 2006 Best Street Ute! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: queanbeyan, nsw Posts: 808 Rep Power: 5	Re: FUNNY FIRIES TALES A few years ago there were major fires on the NSW south coast and fire brigades were task forced from everywhere including QLD fire and rescue. One arvo when things were a bit quiet we decided to go round and give everybody a bit a of a squirt, police, other NSW firies and the QLD firies. There were saturated cops and firies everywhere , everyone thought it was funny, we were pi$$ing ourselves except the QLD guys. We'd had enough fun and pulled up, one of the other NSW pumps come looking for us when the QLDers decided a little pay back was in order. They saw this other pumper thinking it was ours and opened up on it with a water cannon full of foam and absolutely filled this other truck with it. We were round the corner, none the wiser. Later that night one of our commanding officers approached us and told us the trouble we'd caused. After the water cannon bit one of the NSW firies almost got into a punch up with one of the QLD fire commanders. We thought this was even funnier than the original stunt __________________ *who me??????*

29-07-2005, 18:29	#6 (permalink)
arky Status: Hardcore Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Thornlie, my ute, or a fire station!!! take ya pic! Posts: 1,409 Rep Power: 5	Re: FUNNY FIRIES TALES now thats a good one mate __________________ *Where there is Arky! There's FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* *Show No Fear! Show No Pain! You ST me I'll Shoot Ya!!!* If You Ain't SCARED! Then You ain't goin' FAST ENOUGH!!!!!!!! If you value your LIFE! As much as i value my UTE! DON'T FK WITH IT!!!!

29-07-2005, 18:42	#7 (permalink)
arky Status: Hardcore Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Thornlie, my ute, or a fire station!!! take ya pic! Posts: 1,409 Rep Power: 5	Re: FUNNY FIRIES TALES heres one for ya went to our annual brigade dinner that is on every year and we had our dinner and were full of piss in our blues. we all went to the casino took our epilets off and walked in. pissed as anything we were carrying on and all having fun but then a couple of us were getttin in the shit because of our behavior so we nearly had this punch up and the head of securtiy wanted to know our brigade so they can call the council and the brigade captain. so we decided to tell them antoher brigade which in the end had this phonecall the next day as well as the council and they got in some big shie. any who twenty minutes after our brigade got a phonecall from there captain to ours and man he denied it all not knowing what happend. he came out and told us about the phonecall and we were finding it so hard to not burst out and laugh but we did. to this day he still has not said a word we really catch up and have a good laugh about it __________________ Where there is Arky! There's FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* *Show No Fear! Show No Pain! You ST me I'll Shoot Ya!!!* If You Ain't SCARED! Then You ain't goin' FAST ENOUGH!!!!!!!! If you value your LIFE! As much as i value my UTE! DON'T FK WITH IT!!!!

31-07-2005, 09:34	#8 (permalink)
TroyDann Status: November 2006 Circle Work Photo Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Pakenham, Victoria. Posts: 1,012 Rep Power: 5	Re: FUNNY FIRIES TALES God there are so many to chose from. Ok, here is 1 that was a real crackup. It was a Sunday, early morning about 2am. I was soring my head off. My pager went off and i jumped out of bed, got dressed and took of to the fire station. As usual, everyone was still half asleep as car after car shot into the car park. You have to be quick to get dressed at our station. We have 3 trucks and i got on the Pumper, as oic, (officer in charge) first truck out the door. I radioed the dispatcher that we were responding to the job, "Vicfire Pakenham Pumper turning out to house fire, Rundell way Pakenham. -- Roger Pokemon Pumper code 1, we have recieved multiple calls on this job" As you can see, they came back and said Pokemon Pumper and not Pakenham Pumper. I turned to the crew in the back to alocat tasks and they were all Laughing there heads off. I couldn't work out why. It wasn't till we got back to the station after the house fire i realised what they had said. As we backed into the station, i noticed that 1 of the guys was scratchin his crotch and he said "man i am so itchy" as he was taking his gear off we noticed that he was wearing pink, lacey under wear. He was so embarresed as he had put his wifes under wear on instead of his.

31-07-2005, 09:46	#9 (permalink)
sara Status: Newbie Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Dareton Posts: 29 Rep Power: 0	Re: FUNNY FIRIES TALES Now that would have been embarrassing. Sure it wasn't you Troy?

31-07-2005, 09:50	#10 (permalink)
TroyDann Status: November 2006 Circle Work Photo Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Pakenham, Victoria. Posts: 1,012 Rep Power: 5	Re: FUNNY FIRIES TALES He he he he, not a chance. Unless i'm 6 foot 5 and have black hair and married wth 2 kids, lol.