ferral

we were on da beach down on the south west and me uncle was out on the boat and lef his ute on the beach so me and me mate dug sand out from under the tyres until it was bellied out and put the 4wd in neutral and took out the hubbs.......it took him an hour and a half to get out wile me and me mate were sittin on tha back drinkin bundies

arky

i would tell ya but then i have ta kill ya!!!! jk

hmmm i think about givin away my secrets cos there are so many!!!

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Billy

I spose one really funny trick I did to a mate, was when we were going to a show and the day before I went to a "Thingz" shop and bought a little blonde piggy tail hair extention.

The the day of the trip I put the piggy tail in the car boot so it was just hanging out .... some of the looks he got from people overtaking him was so bloody funny.

If you can imagine see the back of a car with a piggy tail hanging out the boot, then you'll know what I mean!

Also another time when I was just leaving the Lavarack Barracks in Townsville on my long journey back home in my old Kingswood, I had a good mate who is very Anti-Gay / Anti-Homosexual, I got this sticker made up "I'm Gay and Proud of it" and stuck it on the back of his VL Commodore ... a place where he would not see it, but people in cars behind him would!

I love practical jokes, if I think of more I will tell you all here!

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Princess Kassandra

I think one of the funniest ones was when me and Southern Belle were working together at "OUR" pub, she was taking over from me one night, throughout the day myself and one of our regulars (Snakey Wakey) wrapped up a whole heap of random objects (flyspray, candles, stubby holder etc...) in newspaper. Found a disused box, wrote a fake address and addressed it to SB. She was sooooo excited that she'd gotten a parcel and didn't care that she didn't know the return address! Wasn't as excited when she unwrapped our "presents"!!!!

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