B&S BALLS

kaz · 15-05-2005, 02:16

this is for those of you who have been to a b&s or maybe even a ute show.
what is the funniest thing that you've seen or heard?
there have been many funny things i have seen and heard but the piss funniest and it's a bit nasty too, but ya get that, happened in the early hours of the morning. i tended not to go to sleep the night of the ball cos the next morning hurt too much if i did.
a few utes away there were the unmistakable sounds of horizontal folk dancing going on in someones swag. things seemed to have come to an end when a bit of a comotion started up. apparently the young lady wanted another dance as she hadn't quite finished for the night. a bit of name calling and a few profanities were flung around then quite clearly the young man had had enough. plain as day for all the world to hear, this come out of the blokes mouth,
"FINISH YOURSELF OFF B&*CH!!!"
well there was movement at the station, the words were loud and clear.
poor girl, found out that she was his ex. guess things didn't get reconciled that night.

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ThunderInTheNight · 15-05-2005, 12:19

ooooh that's nasty! Funniest thing I saw was at the City Muster last year. All it was was these 2 guys havin a punch up, but they were that smashed they couldn't even connect. Was kinda like somethin outta a movie.

kaz · 15-05-2005, 17:51

don't they call that bush dancing?

ic cold vs · 16-05-2005, 07:27

probably the funniest thing i've experienced at a ute show actually happened to me. had the ute all washed, polished and ready to go, drove three and a half hours to get to the show and about 15 kays out of town ran into road works.

the ute ended up absolutely covered in mud. mud f@#king everywhere. nearly had to pull it out of the streeter category and go for the feral category.

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cattlegrid · 16-05-2005, 08:28

Icy, I did the same thing at Boorowa, not that there's much paint to polish, wasn't impressed. but it's al good fun.

I've had horsies do the same thing, at shows. Get 'em all tarted up, turn your back, and they can always find a mud hole or grotty straw patch, for a roll. I'm sure others can relate to this

southern belle · 16-05-2005, 17:23

Definetly Cattlegrid!!! Had a mate who I was helping and her horse started scouring the night before a show so his back end was covered in poo in the morning. Gave him a bath but had to stand behind him and hold his tail up everytime he had a poop all day!! Not much fun!

southern belle · 16-05-2005, 17:29

One of the funniest things I think I've ever seen was at a speedway burnout comp and this girl came tottering past us in a pair of three stories high heels and a mini skirt then slipped on the gravel and went all the way down the embankment on her butt! Funny enough to watch the look on her face but every time she walked past to go to the bar you could see the gravel rash right down the back of her legs. Must have hurt like hell but who tries to walk on gravel in heels like that!

Princess Kassandra · 17-05-2005, 09:05

But Southern Belle I've never been to a speedway burn out comp!

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cattlegrid · 17-05-2005, 09:11

that's gotta be like a mini Summernats, huh ?

southern belle · 17-05-2005, 22:41

It probably was you PK!!!! Not really. Speedway is speedway man, around in a f@#$ing circle lap after lap after lap. I only go for the sprint cars and burnouts or demolition derby personally but dad used to race so got to race a few times in the juniors

15-05-2005, 02:16	#1 (permalink)
kaz Status: November 2006 Best Street Ute Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: hillbilly Posts: 3,974 Rep Power: 30	B&S BALLS this is for those of you who have been to a b&s or maybe even a ute show. what is the funniest thing that you've seen or heard? there have been many funny things i have seen and heard but the piss funniest and it's a bit nasty too, but ya get that, happened in the early hours of the morning. i tended not to go to sleep the night of the ball cos the next morning hurt too much if i did. a few utes away there were the unmistakable sounds of horizontal folk dancing going on in someones swag. things seemed to have come to an end when a bit of a comotion started up. apparently the young lady wanted another dance as she hadn't quite finished for the night. a bit of name calling and a few profanities were flung around then quite clearly the young man had had enough. plain as day for all the world to hear, this come out of the blokes mouth, "FINISH YOURSELF OFF B&*CH!!!" well there was movement at the station, the words were loud and clear. poor girl, found out that she was his ex. guess things didn't get reconciled that night.

15-05-2005, 12:19	#2 (permalink)
ThunderInTheNight Status: April 2006 Peoples Choice! Join Date: May 2005 Location: Glenflorrie Station, West Pilbara, WA Posts: 366 Rep Power: 17	Re: B&S BALLS ooooh that's nasty! Funniest thing I saw was at the City Muster last year. All it was was these 2 guys havin a punch up, but they were that smashed they couldn't even connect. Was kinda like somethin outta a movie.

15-05-2005, 17:51	#3 (permalink)
kaz Status: November 2006 Best Street Ute Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: hillbilly Posts: 3,974 Rep Power: 30	Re: B&S BALLS don't they call that bush dancing?

16-05-2005, 07:27	#4 (permalink)
ic cold vs Status: January 2006 Best Street Ute! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: queanbeyan, nsw Posts: 808 Rep Power: 4	Re: B&S BALLS probably the funniest thing i've experienced at a ute show actually happened to me. had the ute all washed, polished and ready to go, drove three and a half hours to get to the show and about 15 kays out of town ran into road works. the ute ended up absolutely covered in mud. mud f@#king everywhere. nearly had to pull it out of the streeter category and go for the feral category. __________________ *who me??????*

16-05-2005, 08:28	#5 (permalink)
cattlegrid Status: April 2006 Best Circle Work Photo Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Based Canberra, but wherever my swag is Posts: 1,265 Rep Power: 36	Re: B&S BALLS Icy, I did the same thing at Boorowa, not that there's much paint to polish, wasn't impressed. but it's al good fun. I've had horsies do the same thing, at shows. Get 'em all tarted up, turn your back, and they can always find a mud hole or grotty straw patch, for a roll. I'm sure others can relate to this __________________ " If You Can't See My Mirrors - they're probably somewhere on Parramatta Road "

16-05-2005, 17:23	#6 (permalink)
southern belle Status: Takin' the long way.... Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Albany Posts: 864 Rep Power: 104	Re: B&S BALLS Definetly Cattlegrid!!! Had a mate who I was helping and her horse started scouring the night before a show so his back end was covered in poo in the morning. Gave him a bath but had to stand behind him and hold his tail up everytime he had a poop all day!! Not much fun!

16-05-2005, 17:29	#7 (permalink)
southern belle Status: Takin' the long way.... Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Albany Posts: 864 Rep Power: 104	Re: B&S BALLS One of the funniest things I think I've ever seen was at a speedway burnout comp and this girl came tottering past us in a pair of three stories high heels and a mini skirt then slipped on the gravel and went all the way down the embankment on her butt! Funny enough to watch the look on her face but every time she walked past to go to the bar you could see the gravel rash right down the back of her legs. Must have hurt like hell but who tries to walk on gravel in heels like that!

17-05-2005, 09:05	#8 (permalink)
Princess Kassandra Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: MIRANDA-LAND Posts: 959 Rep Power: 17	Re: B&S BALLS But Southern Belle I've never been to a speedway burn out comp! __________________ If you're lookin' for satisfaction I'm satisfaction guaranteed I'm as cool as a body on ice Or hotter than a rollin' dice Send you to heaven Take you to hell I ain't foolin' Can't you tell I'm a live wire Gonna set this town on fire

17-05-2005, 09:11	#9 (permalink)
cattlegrid Status: April 2006 Best Circle Work Photo Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Based Canberra, but wherever my swag is Posts: 1,265 Rep Power: 36	Re: B&S BALLS that's gotta be like a mini Summernats, huh ? __________________ " If You Can't See My Mirrors - they're probably somewhere on Parramatta Road "

17-05-2005, 22:41	#10 (permalink)
southern belle Status: Takin' the long way.... Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Albany Posts: 864 Rep Power: 104	Re: B&S BALLS It probably was you PK!!!! Not really. Speedway is speedway man, around in a f@#$ing circle lap after lap after lap. I only go for the sprint cars and burnouts or demolition derby personally but dad used to race so got to race a few times in the juniors