B&S BALLS - Page 2

rumsup1 · 10-07-2005, 02:39

Ten reasons you may have thought of NOT to come
– and the reason why they are crap.

1. I don’t own a ute.

There are two obvious solutions to this. One, buy a ute. Two, pretend your car is a ute and get over it. Plus there will be plenty of people there who have utes and I’m sure they’d let you sit in the drivers seat and pretend for a while.

2. I’ll get my car dirty.

Yes you will. But a pathetic reason not to attend. There are two car washes at the start of the freeway so no-one in town will ever need to know.

3. I don’t like rum and coke.

Then you’re obviously mad. But there will be lots of other bevvy’s there that you’re sure to like. If you can’t find anything you like – then you’re fussy and there will be water for people like you.

4. I’ve never been to a B&S before.

Then that is the perfect reason to go to this one. I’m assured they’re very gentle with first timers.

5. It’s too expensive.

This is the crappiest excuse ever. If you didn’t spend $100 on this weekend (which is a non-for-profit event suppporting the local community) then you’d probably waste it on booze (which you’ll find at Sandblasters), food (which you’ll also find at Sandblasters) or getting into a place where you can pick up (which you’ll definitely find at Sandblasters) see a pattern here? Booze, food and potential pick up all for $100 – it’s a bargain!

6. I’m not a Bachelor or a Spinster.

That’s okay. Lucky you. They’re a welcoming bunch and as long as you don’t mind being hit on by the old wandering Bachelor or Spinster in search of love (or something similar) then come and enjoy a weekend amongst someone other than all your coupley friends.

7. I’m too old.

If you think you’re too old or people are telling you that you’re too old – then this is the perfect chance to prove them wrong. A weekend of not acting your age is what this is all about. And unless you invite some of your less approving mates to join you – it’s unlikely that anyone you know will see you in all your juvenile, immature glory.

8. I like to have a shower in the morning.

Well, we should hope so. For that reason there will be an area for you to freshen up in the morning. Oh, and there are also toilets facilities provided in case you thought we were completely feral.

9. It’s too far away.

Rubbish. People who live in Sydney drive this far to work everyday and I don’t think they find all you can drink spirits at the end of their journey. Think of this as a cultural road trip – learning how the half live.

10. There’s nowhere to sleep.

This is the most common excuse. And yet there are so many answers. You could choose not to sleep or you can sleep in your car, you can bring a tent, a swag or even a Winnebago. Or you could come “bed less” and hope to find a kind soul who is willing to share.

See? No excuses.....

Stewy · 10-07-2005, 18:13

i had no problems until number 9. Please give me grid bearings to the next b&s.

Stewy

somebody shoot me for being so blind, as your probably right about the sydney siders driving that far to work.

kaz · 12-07-2005, 00:19

11. i don't have a ride anymore.

BeautUtes

rumsup1 · 12-07-2005, 03:50

You can ride with me anytime

kaz · 13-07-2005, 01:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by rumsup1

You can ride with me anytime

ooo i'm honoured grampa. thankyou so much, will keep you posted on my situation. fingers crossed. still got to work on a few things yet.

Rossco's VZ · 14-08-2005, 21:08

Grampa, I reckon I know where you got those "excuses" from... LoL If you need an excuse then you probably dont want to be there anyways.

rumsup1 · 17-08-2005, 03:33

u hush your mouth there fella

BeautUtes

Kenworth_Kowgirl · 17-08-2005, 10:46

I have been to a fair few BnS Ball and see some weird crazy funny stuff.
Once at a ball no joke! A man brought a generator so his wife could use her hair straightner at the ball! " come on people what happen to out door camping"
lol.And another time in the morning two girls come strolling back from over near the creek with a swag! HMMMM?

arky · 17-08-2005, 17:35

hmm me at a b&s that would be scary i would be having to much fun being an absolute comedian

07-07-2005, 21:19	#21 (permalink)
D.C. Status: September 2006 Best Chicks Ute! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Wistow Posts: 508 Rep Power: 5	Re: B&S BALLS yeah __________________ Please don't tell Daddy I'm at a BnS, he thinks I'm working in a stripclub You can Check out my photos online @ www.fotothing.com/jesirae/

10-07-2005, 02:39	#22 (permalink)
rumsup1 Status: Addicted Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Adelaide,All Points of the Compass Posts: 3,134 Rep Power: 7	Re: B&S BALLS Ten reasons you may have thought of NOT to come – and the reason why they are crap. 1. I don’t own a ute. There are two obvious solutions to this. One, buy a ute. Two, pretend your car is a ute and get over it. Plus there will be plenty of people there who have utes and I’m sure they’d let you sit in the drivers seat and pretend for a while. 2. I’ll get my car dirty. Yes you will. But a pathetic reason not to attend. There are two car washes at the start of the freeway so no-one in town will ever need to know. 3. I don’t like rum and coke. Then you’re obviously mad. But there will be lots of other bevvy’s there that you’re sure to like. If you can’t find anything you like – then you’re fussy and there will be water for people like you. 4. I’ve never been to a B&S before. Then that is the perfect reason to go to this one. I’m assured they’re very gentle with first timers. 5. It’s too expensive. This is the crappiest excuse ever. If you didn’t spend $100 on this weekend (which is a non-for-profit event suppporting the local community) then you’d probably waste it on booze (which you’ll find at Sandblasters), food (which you’ll also find at Sandblasters) or getting into a place where you can pick up (which you’ll definitely find at Sandblasters) see a pattern here? Booze, food and potential pick up all for $100 – it’s a bargain! 6. I’m not a Bachelor or a Spinster. That’s okay. Lucky you. They’re a welcoming bunch and as long as you don’t mind being hit on by the old wandering Bachelor or Spinster in search of love (or something similar) then come and enjoy a weekend amongst someone other than all your coupley friends. 7. I’m too old. If you think you’re too old or people are telling you that you’re too old – then this is the perfect chance to prove them wrong. A weekend of not acting your age is what this is all about. And unless you invite some of your less approving mates to join you – it’s unlikely that anyone you know will see you in all your juvenile, immature glory. 8. I like to have a shower in the morning. Well, we should hope so. For that reason there will be an area for you to freshen up in the morning. Oh, and there are also toilets facilities provided in case you thought we were completely feral. 9. It’s too far away. Rubbish. People who live in Sydney drive this far to work everyday and I don’t think they find all you can drink spirits at the end of their journey. Think of this as a cultural road trip – learning how the half live. 10. There’s nowhere to sleep. This is the most common excuse. And yet there are so many answers. You could choose not to sleep or you can sleep in your car, you can bring a tent, a swag or even a Winnebago. Or you could come “bed less” and hope to find a kind soul who is willing to share. See? No excuses.....

10-07-2005, 18:13	#23 (permalink)
Stewy Status: Newbie Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: townsville going south at the moment but Posts: 48 Rep Power: 0	Re: B&S BALLS i had no problems until number 9. Please give me grid bearings to the next b&s. Stewy somebody shoot me for being so blind, as your probably right about the sydney siders driving that far to work.

12-07-2005, 00:19	#24 (permalink)
kaz Status: November 2006 Best Street Ute Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: hillbilly Posts: 3,974 Rep Power: 30	Re: B&S BALLS 11. i don't have a ride anymore.

12-07-2005, 03:50	#25 (permalink)
rumsup1 Status: Addicted Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Adelaide,All Points of the Compass Posts: 3,134 Rep Power: 7	Re: B&S BALLS You can ride with me anytime

14-08-2005, 21:08	#27 (permalink)
Rossco's VZ Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Wynn Vale Posts: 283 Rep Power: 4	Re: B&S BALLS Grampa, I reckon I know where you got those "excuses" from... LoL If you need an excuse then you probably dont want to be there anyways.

17-08-2005, 03:33	#28 (permalink)
rumsup1 Status: Addicted Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Adelaide,All Points of the Compass Posts: 3,134 Rep Power: 7	Re: B&S BALLS u hush your mouth there fella

17-08-2005, 10:46	#29 (permalink)
Kenworth_Kowgirl Status: October Best Chicks Ute! Join Date: May 2005 Location: Hunter Valley Posts: 52 Rep Power: 4	Re: B&S BALLS I have been to a fair few BnS Ball and see some weird crazy funny stuff. Once at a ball no joke! A man brought a generator so his wife could use her hair straightner at the ball! " come on people what happen to out door camping" lol.And another time in the morning two girls come strolling back from over near the creek with a swag! HMMMM?

17-08-2005, 17:35	#30 (permalink)
arky Status: Hardcore Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Thornlie, my ute, or a fire station!!! take ya pic! Posts: 1,409 Rep Power: 5	Re: B&S BALLS hmm me at a b&s that would be scary i would be having to much fun being an absolute comedian __________________ *Where there is Arky! There's FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* *Show No Fear! Show No Pain! You ST me I'll Shoot Ya!!!* If You Ain't SCARED! Then You ain't goin' FAST ENOUGH!!!!!!!! If you value your LIFE! As much as i value my UTE! DON'T FK WITH IT!!!!