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Old 18-12-2006, 18:59   #213
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Re: REDNECK UTE CLUB

aaah yes redneck through and through... my weekend in a nutshell...

friday night, did bugger all..

saturday, got the carpet on my ute WHOOP WHOOP (or karsza style, woot woot), headed off when that was done, took 5 hours to do mind ya, went to see bacon and legs in kilmore, stopping off at the piza factory and seing jacko and kristy. Dropped the ute off in kilmore nad went on a pub crawl.. the new pub in kilmore sux... no smoking and is the most fake atmosphere out. so we headed to broardford... to find that pub closed at 11PM!! OMG!
onwards to wondong magpie and stump pub... OOOH what a night! $3.50 rums and tequila that makes ya clothes fall off isnt good! and here is where i proove my redneck roots.

a tequila shot was drank, leaving the glass... and a bored person sittin at the table decided to fill it with the salt form the salt shaker, then just add rum. Making the mix look somewhat like an upside down cowboy shot, (and tasting verry salty) then, add cigarette ash and pieces of a bar coaster. passing the shot around the table and everyone passing on the taste test but one...

yes, me

verry salty, verry gritty and after gagging and goign to the toilet i found ash on my teeth. LOVLEY!

sunday morning was non existant.
after wanting to go camping and it not actually hapening tan and i then decided to sleep in her backyard and have a camp out. with a drunken tan freaking out that the starts were running away... verry funny!

monday, RDO and another non existant day, and im so tired even tho tan taught me how to bum around the house... i did get to make an Apricot pie, that the dog found and got to eat off the carpet without me knowing. the dogs not nice!

yeah enough from me, glad u had a good weekend jen, and im glad u got a laugh outa my shirt waring, although there have been 4 rednecks and a newbie witness the blouse, yeah its real!

work break up thursday night YAY, but can u believe they make us work again on friday? bloody council!

and congratulations sprat !!!! SPRATTY GOT HER P'S!
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