| Installing a home security system
 HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM :
1 Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 Workboots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine and your NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and
magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim,
I went for more Ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pitbulls they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up realbad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
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