bundyliscious

A friend of mine in a parachute regiment has been stationed in switzerland for the last 2years. He has recently married a local girl who can wash up with one hand, cook tea with the other, dust with one foot while s&*%ing his C*^% as she opens a beer with her A$$. She's a swiss army WIFE!

Why are kebabs and virginas so alike?? They both drip all the time, the meat is always hanging out and you always want one when your pissed.

Baa Baa Big C*&^, have you any sperm, Yes ma'am yes ma'am 2 balls firm, none for the girlfriend, none for the ex, Its all for the dirty girl reading this text.

A true friend is like a bra- hard to find, lifts you up, gives you support and is always close to your heart.

True friendship poem
When your said, i'll help you get drunk
when your blue, i'll dislodge whatever your choking on
When you smile,i'll know you got laid
When your scared, i'll hang shit on you
When your worried, i'll slap you till you stop whining
When your confused, i'll use four letter words
When you fall, i'll point and laugh
When your sick, stay the F&*% away from me
send this to 10 good friends and then get depressed coz you can only think of four

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