| Re: good old funny texts.
 today is international spaz day plz send an encouraging mesage to a retard just as iv'e done.. i dont care if u lick windows, interfere with farm animals, or occasionaly s$#@ yourself u hang in there sunshine your f%$#in special  6 truths of life 1 you cannot touch all your teeth with your toung 2All idiots, aftre reading the truth try it 3 the first truth is a lie 4 your smiling now, because your an idiot 5 you will soon foward this to a nother idiot 6 There's still a stupid smile on ya face..... Yea i know this is an oldie but Ben ask's his new girlfriend 4 a hand job?? ive never done that before she sez wot do i do?? Well rember when u were a kid and ud skake a coke bottle and spray your brother with it...thats wot u do he said.. so she nods pulls it out, grabs hold of it and starts shakin it a minute later he has tears runnin down his face, snot flowin from his nose and wax from his ears.... she said wot's wrong he cryes out take ya f$#@%n thum off the end!!!!!!!
__________________ YA GET THAT ON BIG JOBS! IT WASEN'T ME!!!! NA IT WAS ME!!!! I Dont Get Drunk, Just Socially Excited!!!!!!!!! ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES!!! |