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Tassie · 12-06-2008, 18:18

if ya get a laugh pass em on to ya mates!!

hi, dont panic but im in hospital, i poisened my self, i ate what i thought was an onion, it turnes out it was a daffodill bulb. doctors say i will be out in the spring... (send this one on, it gets a lot of ppl)

i used to hate weddings all the old dears would poke me and say "your next dear" i soon sopped the
F&^%$%s when i started doing the same at funerals.

two old ladies playing bingo and one says did you come on the bus? the other one replies.. yes but i tried to make it look like an astma attack!

the anal optic nerve is connected to the eye ball, dont belive me? just pull a pube from ya bum crack and see if ya eyes water!

thank you for your recent purchace at our sex shop, you chose the big red vibrator as featured on our wall. please re-select as you chose our fire extinguisher.

crikey mate... i just seen 2 deaf lesbians walking down the street with their hands in each others knickers.... do you think they were lip reading??

a family are driving behind a rubbish truck when a dildo flies out the back and hits their windscreen, embarassed and trying to protect her young childrens innocence the woman says"my thats a big insect" the boy replies " im supprised it can fly with a c^%k like that!

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Tassie Status: Feral Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: devonport Posts: 225 Rep Power: 1	yet more texts. if ya get a laugh pass em on to ya mates!! hi, dont panic but im in hospital, i poisened my self, i ate what i thought was an onion, it turnes out it was a daffodill bulb. doctors say i will be out in the spring... (send this one on, it gets a lot of ppl) i used to hate weddings all the old dears would poke me and say "your next dear" i soon sopped the F&^%$%s when i started doing the same at funerals. two old ladies playing bingo and one says did you come on the bus? the other one replies.. yes but i tried to make it look like an astma attack! the anal optic nerve is connected to the eye ball, dont belive me? just pull a pube from ya bum crack and see if ya eyes water! thank you for your recent purchace at our sex shop, you chose the big red vibrator as featured on our wall. please re-select as you chose our fire extinguisher. crikey mate... i just seen 2 deaf lesbians walking down the street with their hands in each others knickers.... do you think they were lip reading?? a family are driving behind a rubbish truck when a dildo flies out the back and hits their windscreen, embarassed and trying to protect her young childrens innocence the woman says"my thats a big insect" the boy replies " im supprised it can fly with a c^%k like that! __________________ Ban Pedestrians... not the bloody bull bar Country girls wear boot's n drive ute's! Rockin the rig! this in not the usa!! we do things our own way! Any attempt to pass WILL result in a race!!!! "Couse im country" :)