good looks catch the eye, good personality catches the heart. you were blessed with both.. flattered? well dont be, it was sent to me i just wanted you to read it.
telsra are sorry but the network has gone down on all users except you! we regret to inform you that no one would go down on you! not even a network!
Welcome to dating.com has had your addy on there for 8 weeks with no reply, would you like us to try with out your picture?
an old hooker in taxi cant pay her fare so she lifts her skirt and asks " can i pay with this?" cab driver says "oh my gosh woman aint you got anything smaller?"
irelands worst air disaster occured today when a 2seater plane crashed into a cematary.... irish search and rescue have recovered 286 bodies... digging continues.
this dog, is dog, a dog, way dog, to dog keep dog a dog looser dog busy dog... now read with out the dog!
friendship's like pissin in ya pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel its true warmth, so thank you for being the piss in my pants.