i will cut swear words where possible, use your imagination!
if your lover had put on too much weight get them to walk 3miles in the morning and 3 miles in the evening, by weeks end the fat (so and so).... will be 42 miles away!
confidence is.. getting home at 4am drunk & reacking of cheap purfume slapping your wife on the bum and whispering "your next B^%CH"
remember the time i stuck my bum out the window on the train and then you stuck your head out the window and people on the platform thought we were twins!
why do men fart more than women? because women dont shut up long enouth to build up pressure.
quote of the day. a good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying that was F%$^&G awsume!
lord before i lay down to sleep i pray 4 a man who's not a creep, one who's hansome, smart and strong, one who's willy's thick and long, oh send me a man who makes love to my mind, knows just what to say when i ask how big's my behind, and as i kneel and pray by my bed i look at the wan%$r you sent instead.
when you see your wife runnnig around the garden covered in blood screaming and disorientated DONT PANIC... calm down relax.. reload take aim and shoot again!
now guys i hope they not to rude or offensive, if not i might post more when i know its okay.
if they were too bad i guess they will close the post..
but untill then enjoy
tassie