| billy connoly's chain letter
 BILLY CONNOLLY'S CHAIN LETTER
Hello, my name is Billy and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50
billion f#$%!g chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe
if
you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Scotland with a breast on
her
forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her
redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show .
And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and
everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000?
How stupid are we?
Ooooh , looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get
laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!
What a bunch of bullshit.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and
sodomize
me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St
Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on
the
Endeavour.
F#$k 'em!!
If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly
amusing.
I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor
,
wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some
omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.
I don't f@#$*g care.
Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
contributing
to by sending out these forwards.
Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.
The point being?
If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or
luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.
If it's funny, send it on.
Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in
Botswana
with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27
years
and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you
forward this email.
Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your
underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
Have a nice day.
Billy Connolly
P.S: Send me 15 quid and then f#$k off
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